Four months back... Ellie stopped by her parents' for her weekly visit on her way back from work on a Tuesday afternoon. She had moved out years ago and was shacking up with her fiancé in a chic condo not far away. She entered the kitchen and kissed Dave on the cheek, who was making a sandwich on the kitchen island. "Hey, you bum. Where're the folks?" "By the pool, catching up." Dave was a little over a year older than Oliver, and at 23 years of age was mooching off his parents while in between jobs. Moving out was not an option for him, and why would it? The house was big and spacious with two bathrooms on top of the master bathroom. A part-time house cleaner was on the payroll, and so his clothes were always fresh and clean, his room neat and tidy, and his belly slightly bulging and

