Chapter 5
Stupid Convos and WhateverAmy know that she should not get involved in the stupid conversations that the pets had, but there she was hanging out with a bunch of black-wearing, Twilight-loving emos every Friday after class, and it is just the pits!
They met up and wanted to talk vampire stuff, and to Amy that meant discussions on how to get bloodstains out of clothing, along with what were the warmest type of undies you can get for rooftop vampire meetings, not where to get the best black nail polish from. The things they said about vampires were just so wrong. Amy wondered what kept them from asking the real vampires, if not during the s*x then afterwards. Then the crap about, “Can a vampire turn into a cloud of gas?” would not be on the group discussion list of topics.
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