“Do you want a summary, or the whole story?” she said. “You know me,” I replied.” I always like the gory details.” “OK. I drove around a bit, wondering what would be the best tactic. I thought about going to a hotel bar, getting picked up that way. I thought about going in the park. Of course it’s closed at night, but it’s easy to get in, and the people there at that time are looking for some action. But in the end I went down to Soho and walked around the streets for a while, once or twice going into those dirty bookshops they have, looking at s*x toys. One or two guys approached, assuming I was on the game. Of course my instinct was to refuse them. And then I thought, why not? It would be a bit of fun. So the next guy who asked if I was looking for business, I said ‘£50.’ He asked if I

