Summer, 2016
Albany, New York
APD recorded testimony from Mr. Bryan Devane, 44, who is said to have accidentally come upon the third victim in what the media has coined “The Mortician Murders”:
“Man, you should have seen her eyes.
“The eyes were wide open and blue, and I swear to Christ, they were still alive. Like they were looking right at me. I mean directly at me. Looking at me so intense-like, and with . . . what’s the word I’m going for here . . . conviction.
“Yeah, that’s it—conviction.
“They were looking at me with such conviction that I actually stopped my jog. I mean, I just came to a grinding halt, mid-stride.
“I turned to her and smiled because she was . . . okay, this is gonna sound weird and all, but she was really very attractive. I’m a single guy, and just becaus
