Standing behind the counter, he is testing a sharp knife’s edge by running it down his deformed face like a razor-blade. A few feet away, Shorty is sharpening his knife to slice off a frozen soy-processed meat-flavored vitamin-enriched product. As soon as a customer walks in, he throws the frozen brownish round piece in the deep fryer. The bioengineered vegetable oil cooks it to a tasteless crisp. He proudly announces that the Dream Diner offers ‘Freedom-Frying with a Twist, Freedom-Worship with a Bang!’ all in honor of Independence Day. After tasting his food, customers want him fried and crisply displayed next to the g*n racks. Despite their complaints, they are allergic to the natural foods that only mutants eat. At least Joe’s diner does not use processed animal products in the soy mix
