“The first buzzing that you heard was to remind us to stop and eat in the next hour or so,” she educated me with a sense of self-satisfaction about her pre-programmed life. “They even provide a detailed a menu for our selection. They count the precise caloric amount that we need to eat and drink. They’re also connected to our hearts and brains for optimal functionality. Think of them as alert devices about all kinds of bodily needs, functions, or malfunctions. They tell us when to take medication, when to rest, when to have s*x, or anything else you can imagine. Of course, these are company-issued and expensive. Without one of these things, I couldn’t function. It gives me a sense of security and control about my life.” She described a device through which their employer had total control

