They Call Me Karma

Chapter Nineteen

Eric's Point Of View

So I'm finally taking Khloe out on a date. An actual and official date.

Some this is Eric's 10 step guide to the perfect date.

STEP NUMBER ONE: You pick her up.

As simple as it sounds it is actually extremely complicated.

Don't worry I'll explain.

RING RING

"Who is it?" Khloe's yells from the inside of the apartment.

"It's Eric." I answer.

"One second." She yells again. I heard shuffling before the door opens and Khloe walks out.

"Hey beautiful." I tell her.

"Hey handsome." She says back.

"Ready to go?" I ask offering her my hand.

"Yeah, let's go." She says and takes my hand.

I guide her to my car and open the door for her. You need to make sure that your car is clean. Fresh smell, nice seats, the perfect temperature etc.

It was still a bit cold out so I turn the heat up.

Step 2: Know her type

For her to actually say yes to a date, it's either because she pities you, which is impossible in my case. Or she likes you.

Likes, not loves, focus on the difference.

That's another tip, don't say I love you on date one to date thirteen. On fourteen it's a risk, but has a 50 percent chances of getting a good reply. I would recommend saying it on the twentieth. Because let's be honest, If someone can actually ask the same person on a date 20 times, and get a positive and genuine reply then that person is probably worth the big L.

"Want to play would you rather?" I ask.

"Okay." She answers.

"Would you rather watch the sunset or sunrise?" This question is a must. Sunset means that she probably wants the sun to go away, saying that she prefers night. Sunrise means that she enjoys the sun.

"Sunset." She answers. "You?" She asks.

"Set, obviously." I answer, "Would you rather a concert or a walk on the beach."

"Beach. Concerts annoy me. I mean it really depend on the artist playing. If it was Halsey or someone like that, then I'll go. Or even chainsmokers, that would be awesome." She says.

"I prefer someone more like Major Lazer." I answer.

"Oh my god, I totally forgot about Major Lazer. I've been addicted to Boom and Light it up." She answers.

"I listen to Light it up on reply for hours on end." I reply.

"Same." She says.

See this is a conversation. Is she actually feels comfortable around you, then it's a good sign. I really good sign.

Step 3: make her smile and laugh.

"Where do you think I'm going to take you?" I ask her. She thinks for a moment then replies.

"Mars!"

I laugh slightly and say, "No, not on the first day at least."

She laughs and I continue, "I'll give you a hint. It's not the beach."

"Awe, why not?" She asks.

"Because I am banned for 'Public Nudity'." I say as she bursts laughing.

"W-we have to do... to do that again!" She says through laughing.

"Well, we'll do that when we finish. We're here." I say.

She looks up and her eyes widen, "No. f*****g. Way." She yells.

"Oh yes. Bungee jumping." I answer.

"Oh my god! Yes! Let's go." She says excitedly and runs out of the car. I laugh and follow after her.

"Race you." I say and start running to the building. I beat her, obviously.

"Hah! Victory!" I yell and start mini dancing.

"Not fair, I was wearing heels." She says, crossing her arms.

"Didn't I tell you to wear flip flops?" I ask her.

"I don't own flip flops." She mocks me.

"How are you going to go bungee jumping then?" I ask.

"Oh no." She says.

"Don't worry, I'll buy you ones. Let's go." I tell her.

"It's fine I'll buy my own." She insists.

"Sorry, but I'm paying, sunshine." I say and open the car door for her.

When we are both inside she turns to me and asks, "Did you just call me sunshine?"

I start the engine and reply, "That I did."

"Don't call me that, it's to... cheesy." She says.

I stop the car when I approach a small shoe shop and turn to her, I move closer and leaned by head to her ear. "No can do, sunshine."

I kiss her cheek and removed my seat belt. "Come on, we're here." I buy her a pair of white shoes, and eventually we reached the Bungee jumping arena.

Step #4: make sure she has fun.

We were strapped into the equipment and currently are standing at a cliff with the ocean below us.

"Ready sunshine?" I ask her.

"Yeah." She yells and jumps. I laugh and jump behind her.

"Oh my god! This is awesome!" Khloe yells and laughs.

We yell and scream until our lungs burn. And until we finished three jumps.

Step #5: make sure there is food.

Everyone loves food and the step is self explanatory.

"Gosh, that was amazing." Khloe says as she sat down inside my car.

"Well we're not done, sunshine." I ask.

"Okay seriously, stop calling me that, it's annoying." She says.

"Okay, cupcake." I reply, making her groan.

"You're so annoying." She complains.

"Thanks." I say giving her a smile ask satay driving.

"Where are we going?" She asks.

"Guess." I tell her.

"Mars." She answers.

"Why do you always assume I'm taking you to Mars?" I ask.

"Because I want to go to Mars." She says obviously.

"Okay, well it's not Mars." I tell her.

"Okay. Um... movies?"

"No."

"Park."

"No."

"Um..."

"No."

"Restaurant?"

"Correct!" I answer.

"Yay! Food!" She says like a child. She reaches for the radio and turns it on.

"I love this song." She says and starts nodding to beat of Don't Let Me Down.

Just as the song ended we reach the restaurant. It wasn't a 5 star restaurant. Neither was it Burger King. It was a simple café.

We got settled and started looking through the menu.

"Hello, can I take your order?" A waiter asks. Suddenly Khloe freezes and when I look up, o freeze too.

"Hey Luke." I say after recovering.

"What are you doing here?" He asks. "With a beauty?"

"We're sky diving. Isn't it obvious?" I joke.

"Ha-ha. You're very funny. Now Cani take your order?" He asks.

"Yeah, I'll have the chess burger." I answer handing him the menu.

"Ill have the steak sandwich." Khloe says, her voice slightly higher in pitch.

"Okay, be back in 10 minutes. Luke says and walks away.

Step #6: keep things interesting.

"Did you have fun?" I ask.

"Are you crazy?! Of course I had fun! It's f*****g bungee jumping." She says obviously.

"Maybe next date we can go sky diving." I say.

"That is of I agree to another date." She says.

"Oh, you will." I add.

"You're going to have to ask first." She teases.

"Fine. Khloe, would you like to go on a second date with me?" I ask.

Khloe thinks for a moment and then says, "It all depends on the quality of the food. If it's bad then no. If it's good then yes."

Step #7: pay the bill and drive her home.

This is an important part.

Paying the bill makes you look like your rich, but not selfish, driving her home makes you look like a gentlemen.

I payed the bill after eating dessert. Khloe argued about me spoiling her. Let's just say the argument didn't go far.

I drove her home while we talked about random stuff. Remember step 6, keep them entertained and interested.

When we reach her house I park the car and open her door for her. I guided her to the front door and looked at her.

Step #8: compliment her.

"You know you are the funniest person to be around." I tell her.

"Duh." She jokes.

"I'm serious. And your just as beautiful on the inside as the outside." I say.

"Thanks." she says, looking down and hiding a blush.

Step #9: get them to blush.

Already done and checked.

Step #10 (and the final step): give them singing they'll remember.

I slowly leaned in and placed my lips on hers. But instead of asking for entrance, I kissed down to her neck.

Luckily she didn't pull away.

I kissed and sucked her sweet spot as she moaned slightly.

I kept sucking until I was satisfied. Quickly I pulled away and pecked her lips. "Good night." I say and walk away.

Aria's Point Of View....

"Good night." He says and walks away. Eventually he got into his car and drove away.

I opened the house I rented as Khloe's, so Eric doesn't uncover our secret. I sighed and fell on the couch.

Finally! The stupid date ended! Yay!

I was beyond tired, so quickly I went to my closet and got some Pajamas. I moved to the bathroom and took a shower. When I got out, I looked in the mirror and my eyes widen.

He gave me a hickey!

That b***h!