‘It was absolutely terrifying, but at the same time exhilarating and exciting beyond belief.’ Elizabeth twirled the straw in her glass of lemonade, before sucking on it frantically. Across the table from her sat Gloria and Brian, hands entwined, goggling at her. It was lunchtime in The Jolly Rambler and the three of them were waiting for their meals, sitting underneath a wall mounted TV, which was belching out cheesy advert music. Elizabeth looked up and sang along: ‘Washing machines live longer with Calgon.’ ‘I seriously can’t believe you actually went ahead and jumped!’ screeched Gloria. ‘You are one brave badass.’ Brian nodded his head, with a dazed look on his face. ‘Would you do it again?’ ‘No.’ Elizabeth shook her head fervently. ‘I mean, I can understand people being addicted to

