Extreme Behavior

Chapter Five: What The F*** Is wrong With You

After a long case I am sitting on the jet with my ear buds in.

"Slap John Deere across my ass and ride me up and down the lawn." I sing.

"What did you say?" Reid asks confused.

"I said, Datemi una pacca sul sedere a John Deere e fatemi un giro su e giu per il prato," I say.

"Ok translation please," Spencer asks.

"She said Slap John Deere across my ass and ride me up and down the lawn," Rossi says.

I chuckle at the look of shock on there faces.

"Do you want someone to do that to you princess?" Morgan asks smirking.

"God no!" I say.

"Then why say it?" Rossi asks.

"It is song lyrics," I state.

"Sing it for us," Reid smirks.

"No I don't think I will," I say smirking back at him.

"Please," Reid begs use the puppy eyes on me.

"Fine!" I say in a joking tone. And Aaron just laughs.

I wanna do it 'til the sun comes up

'Til we're both so good and sweaty we can't stand up

I wanna do it 'til we're both about to drop

As long as we're caught in together then we're never gonna stop

I wanna go until the neighbors all complain

'Cause they heard somebody screaming and they think we're both in pain

I wanna go so long your parents think you died

They're gonna call the cops, the CIA, and then the FBI

Yeah, we're gonna love it when the lights go down

(Hold on, here we go)

Yeah, we're gonna go until our legs give out

('Round and 'round we go)

Yeah, we're gonna do it hanging upside down

(Up and down we go)

Yeah, we're getting ready for the next go 'round

'Round and 'round we go

Shut the windows, lock the doors, unplug the phone

For all intents and purposes, there ain't nobody home

Then we can do it 'til the batteries are gone

And borrow two from the TV remote to throw this thing back on

I wanna cover you with jello in the tub

We can roll around for hours without ever coming up

I want you naked with your favorite heels on

Slap John Deere across my ass and ride me up and down the lawn

Yeah, we're gonna love it when the lights go down

(Hold on, here we go)

Yeah, we're gonna go until our legs give out

('Round and 'round we go)

Yeah, we're gonna do it hanging upside down

(Up and down we go)

Yeah, we're getting ready for the next go 'round

'Round and 'round we go

Yeah, we're gonna love it when the lights go down

(Hold on, here we go)

Yeah, we're gonna go until our legs give out

('Round and 'round we go)

Yeah, we're gonna do it hanging upside down

(Up and down we go)

Yeah, we're getting ready for the next go 'round

'Round and 'round we go

Again they all look at me shocked. Emily, Aaron and myself are laughing our asses off. After that we all went back to what we were dong before.

Text Covosation

Em: Hey

H: Hi

Em: What te f**k id wrong with you?

H: Nothing

Em: Are you sure? I mean on your first day you part of a song out loud.

H: So what?

Em: Nothing.

H: K. I got to go Reid is texting me.

Em: K. Bye,

End Of text Conversation

Start of new rext convosation

S: Hey.

H: Hi.

S: So. I liked your song.

H: Thanks but it is not my song.

S: I know. That was Nickelback's song,.

H: what song?

S: If I had to say I would say Next go Round. And I right?

H: Yes you are.

S: K. So.

H: So I need to go talk later.

S: Okay. And yes we will talk later. Bye.

End of text convosation

"Hey Har?" Morgan asks.

"Yeah?" I ask

"What is wrong with you?" He asks.

"Nothing god," I say rolling my eyes.

"I don't think god has been in your dirty little mind for awhile," Morgan whispers in my ear.

I look at him like I am ready to kill him. The team looks at us as we walk away.

"WHAT WERE YOU THINKING SAYING THAT TO ME!" I scream.

"I am sorry," he says.

"I DON'T GIVE A FLYING f**k IF YOU ARE SORRY THAT IS NOT OKAY! DON'T TALK TO ME!" I scream and walk away.

"What was that all about?" JJ asks.

"I don't want to talk about it," I say. She nods and leaves me alone.

I turn to the rest of the team with a look of ready to kill on my face all of them looked shocked but Hotch. He just looks worried

about what I am going to do to Morgan.