Extreme Behavior

Chapter Six: Leave Me The F*** Alone

Harpor's Point Of View

I walk into the office with my bluetooth speaker blaring Nickelback and Red Hot Chili Pepper' dirstiest songs. Right before I start singing Hotch walks out and giveme a don' t you dare look. I mouth I am sorry to him.

"No" is a dirty word

Never gonna say it first

"No" is just a thought that never crosses my mind

Maybe in the parking lot

Better bring your friend along

Better off together than just one at a time

"S" is for the simple need

"E" is for the ecstasy

"X" is just to mark the spot

'Cause that's the one you really want

Yes!

Sex is always the answer

It's never a question

'Cause the answer's "yes"

Oh, the answer's "yes"

Not just a suggestion

If you ask the question

Then it's always "yes"

I'm loving what you wanna wear

I wonder what's up under there?

Wonder if I'll ever have it under my tongue?

I'd love to try to set you free

All of you all over me

Love to hear the sound you make the second you're done

"S" is for the simple need

"E" is for the ecstasy

"X" is just to mark the spot

'Cause that's the one you really want

Yes!

Sex is always the answer

It's never a question

'Cause the answer's "yes"

Oh, the answer's "yes"

Not just a suggestion

If you ask the question

Then it's always "yes"

Yes!

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

"S" is for the simple need

"E" is for the ecstasy

"X" is just to mark the spot

'Cause that's the one you really want

Yes!

Sex is always the answer

It's never a question

'Cause the answer's "yes"

Oh, the answer's "yes"

Not just a suggestion

If you ask the question

Then it's always "yes"

Yes!

Yes!

Sex is always the answer

It's never a question

'Cause the answer's "yes"

Oh, the answer's "yes"

Not just a suggestion

If you ask the question

Then it's always "yes"

Yes!

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yes!

I started singing and soon Hotch joined in.

I wanna do it 'til the sun comes up

'Til we're both so good and sweaty we can't stand up

I wanna do it 'til we're both about to drop

As long as we're caught in together then we're never gonna stop

I wanna go until the neighbors all complain

'Cause they heard somebody screaming and they think we're both in pain

I wanna go so long your parents think you died

They're gonna call the cops, the CIA, and then the FBI

Yeah, we're gonna love it when the lights go down

(Hold on, here we go)

Yeah, we're gonna go until our legs give out

('Round and 'round we go)

Yeah, we're gonna do it hanging upside down

(Up and down we go)

Yeah, we're getting ready for the next go 'round

'Round and 'round we go

Shut the windows, lock the doors, unplug the phone

For all intents and purposes, there ain't nobody home

Then we can do it 'til the batteries are gone

And borrow two from the TV remote to throw this thing back on

I wanna cover you with jello in the tub

We can roll around for hours without ever coming up

I want you naked with your favorite heels on

Slap John Deere across my ass and ride me up and down the lawn

Yeah, we're gonna love it when the lights go down

(Hold on, here we go)

Yeah, we're gonna go until our legs give out

('Round and 'round we go)

Yeah, we're gonna do it hanging upside down

(Up and down we go)

Yeah, we're getting ready for the next go 'round

'Round and 'round we go

Yeah, we're gonna love it when the lights go down

(Hold on, here we go)

Yeah, we're gonna go until our legs give out

('Round and 'round we go)

Yeah, we're gonna do it hanging upside down

(Up and down we go)

Yeah, we're getting ready for the next go 'round

'Round and 'round we go

Next up is shakin hands.

(Hey, hey)

She had her eyes on the prize as the girl next door

You grow up quick when you grow up poor

It's the only way to LA that she knows

The Hollywood pose: teeth, t**s, and toes

It didn't take her long to leave the boulevard

So many Five Star friends with black credit cards

She'd try anything once

'Cause anything goes

It never comes easy when you're digging for gold

(Hey, hey)

Well, she ain't no Cinderella

When she's getting undressed

'Cause she rocks it like the naughty wicked witch of the west

Far too pretty to be giving it cheap

That's why she's making six figures working three days a week

Yeah, she'd even break a promise in the promise-land

She didn't make it this far by just shaking hands

She'll shake her money maker twice as hard as anyone can

She didn't make it this far by just shaking hands

(Hey, hey)

I doubt she'd even let the devil buy her little black book

City Hall would probably fall off if anyone got a look

Every A-List player is her favorite friend

Since they all taste the same in the back of the Benz

A congressman would call her every once in a while

Got the school girl skirt on the top of the pile

She'd done everyone once and everyone knows

You gotta get a little dirty when you're digging for gold

(Hey, hey)

Well, she ain't no Cinderella

When she's getting undressed

'Cause she rocks it like the naughty wicked witch of the west

Far too pretty to be giving it cheap

That's why she's making six figures working three days a week

Yeah, she'd even break a promise in the promise-land

She didn't make it this far by just shaking hands

She'll shake her money maker twice as hard as anyone can

She didn't make it this far by just shaking hands

Well, someone spilled the beans and now her name's in the press

Tough to keep it all a secret when you're one of the best

The judge is going easy 'cause he paid for her chest

Yeah, he loves his little naughty wicked witch of the west

Far too pretty to be giving it cheap

That's why she's making six figures working three days a week

Yeah, she'd even break a promise in the promise-land

She didn't make it this far by just shaking hands

She'll shake her money maker twice as hard as anyone can

She didn't make it this far by just shaking hands

She'll shake her money maker twice as hard as anyone can

She didn't make it this far by just shaking hands

the next song that played is Next contestant

I judge by what she's wearing

Just how many heads I'm tearing

Off of assholes coming on to her

Each night seems like it's getting worse

And I wish she'd take the night off

So I don't have to fight off

Every asshole coming on to her

It happens every night she works

They'll go and ask the DJ

Find out just what would she say

If they all tried coming on to her

Don't they know it's never gonna work

They think they'll get inside her

With every drink they buy her

As they all try coming on to her

This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?

Is that your hand?

And I wish you'd do it again

I'll watch you leave here limping

And I wish you'd do it again

I'll watch you leave here limping

There goes the next contestant

I even fear the ladies

They're cool but twice as crazy

Just as bad for coming on to her

Don't they know it's never gonna work

Each time she bats an eyelash

Somebody's grabbing her ass

Everyone keeps coming on to her

This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?

Is that your hand?

And I wish you'd do it again

I'll watch you leave here limping

And I wish you'd do it again

I'll watch you leave here limping

There goes the next contestant

I'm hating what she's wearing

Everybody here keeps staring

Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve

This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?

Is that your hand?

And I wish you'd do it again

I'll watch you leave here limping

And I wish you'd do it again

I'll watch you leave here limping

And I wish you'd do it again

Each night seems like it's getting worse

And I wish you'd do it again

This time somebody's getting hurt

There goes the next contestant

The next song is animals

I, I'm driving black on black

Just got my license back

I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track

I'll ask polite if the devil needs a ride

'Cause the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me tonight

I'm driving past your house while you were sneaking out

I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run

Your mom don't know that you were missing

She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing

Screamin'

No, we're never gonna quit

Ain't nothing wrong with it

Just acting like we're animals (Animals)

No, no matter where we go

'Cause everybody knows

We're just a couple of animals (Animals)

So come on baby, get in

Get in, just get in

Check out the trouble we're in

You're beside me on the seat

Got your hand between my knees

And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze

It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear

But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears

By now, no doubt that we were heading south

I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth

'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch

It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch

I'm screamin'

No, we're never gonna quit

Ain't nothing wrong with it

Just acting like we're animals (Animals)

No, no matter where we go

'Cause everybody knows

We're just a couple of animals (Animals)

So come on baby, get in

Get in, just get in

Look at the trouble we're in

We were parked out by the tracks

We're sitting in the back and we just started getting busy

When she whispered "What was that?"

"The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are"

And that was when she started screamin'

"That's my dad outside the car!"

Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition

Must have wound up on the floor while we were switching our positions

I guess they knew that she was missing

As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing

Screamin'

No, we're never gonna quit

Ain't nothing wrong with it

Just acting like we're animals (Animals)

No, no matter where we go

'Cause everybody knows

We're just a couple of animals (Animals)

So come on baby, get in

(We're just a couple of animals)

Get in, just get in

Ain't nothing wrong with it

Check out the trouble we're in

(We're just a couple of animals)

Get in, just get in

Then figuered you out

I like your pants around your feet

And I like the dirt that's on your knees

And I like the way you still say please

While you're looking up at me

You're like my favourite damn disease

And I love the places that we go

And I love the people that you know

And I love the way you can't say no

Too many long lines in a row

I love the powder on your nose

And now I know who you are

It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out

(Now I did, you wonder why)

And now I know who you are

It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out

(Now I did, you wonder why)

I like the freckles on your chest

And I like the way you like me best

And I like the way you're not impressed

While you put me to the test

I like the white stains on your dress

And I love the way you pass the check

And I love the good times that you wreck

And I love your lack of self-respect

While you passed out on the deck

I love my hands around your neck

And now I know who you are

It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out

(Now I did, you wonder why)

And now I know who you are

It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out

(Now I did, you wonder why)

(Why not before? You never tried)

(Gone for good, and this is it)

I like your pants around your feet

And I like the dirt that's on your knees

And I like the way you still say please

While you're looking up at me

You're like my favourite damn disease

And I hate the places that we go

And I hate the people that you know

And I hate the way you can't say no

Too many long lines in a row

I hate the powder on your nose

And now I know who you are

It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out

(Now I did, you wonder why)

And now I know who you are

It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out

(Now I did, you wonder why)

(Why not before? You never tried)

(Gone for good, and this is it)

Now it is something in your mouth

Got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body

They say it's over budget, but you'd pay her just to touch it, come on

Needs to hit the big screen and shoot a little love scene

If Hollywood had called her, she'd be gone before you hollered, come on

Dirty little lady with the pretty pink thong

Every sugar daddy hitting on her all night long

Doesn't care about the money, she could be with anybody

Ain't it funny how the honey wanted you all along

(You naughty thing)

You're ripping up the dance floor, honey

(You naughty woman)

You shake your ass around for everyone

(You're such a mover)

I love the way you dance with anybody

(The way you swing)

And tease them all by sucking on your thumb

You're so much cooler when you never pull it out

'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

Crafty little lip tricks

Tattoos on her left hip

She bending as you're spending

There's no end to it, so baby, come on

Dressed up like a princess

Betting that her skin smells better

Than the scent of every flower in the desert, come on

Dirty little lady with the pretty pink thong

Every sugar daddy hitting on her all night long

Doesn't care about the money, she could be with anybody

Ain't it funny how the honey wanted you all along

(You naughty thing)

You're ripping up the dance floor, honey

(You naughty woman)

You shake your ass around for everyone

(You're such a mover)

I love the way you dance with anybody

(The way you swing)

And tease them all by sucking on your thumb

You're so much cooler when you never pull it out

'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

She loves the night scene bar queen

Living for the fun taking over every dance floor like she's the only one

In the spotlight all night dissing everyone

And trying to look so innocent while sucking on her thumb

(You're so much cooler) When you never pull it out

(So much cuter) With something in your mouth

(You naughty thing)

You're ripping up the dance floor, honey

(You naughty woman)

You shake your ass around for everyone

I love the way you dance with anybody

(The way you swing)

And tease them all by sucking on your thumb

(You naughty thing)

You're ripping up the dance floor, honey

(You naughty woman)

You shake that ass around for everyone

(You're such a mover)

I love the way you dance with anybody

(The way you swing)

And tease them all by sucking on your thumb

You're so much cooler when you never pull it out

'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your

Now it is Blood sugar s*x Magik

Blood sugar sucker fish in my dish

How many pieces do you wish

Step into a heaven where I keep it on the soul side

Girl, please me, be my soul bride

Every woman has a piece of Aphrodite

Copulate to create a state of s****l light

Kissing her virginity, my affinity

I mingle with the gods, I mingle with divinity

Blood sugar baby, she magik

Sex magik, s*x magik

Blood sugar baby, she magik

Sex magik, s*x magik

Blood sugar crazy, she has it

Sex magik, s*x magik

Blood sugar baby, she magik

Sex magik, s*x magik

Glorious euphoria is my must

Erotic shock is a function of lust

Temporarily blind, dimension to discover

In time, each into the other

Uncontrollable notes from her snow-white throat

Fill a space in which two bodies float

Operatic by voice, a fanatic by choice

Aromatic is the flower, she must be moist

Blood sugar baby, she magik

Sex magik, s*x magik

Blood sugar baby, she magik

Sex magik, s*x magik

Blood sugar crazy, she has it

Sex magik, s*x magik

Blood sugar baby, she magik

Sex magik, s*x magik

Blood sugar baby, she magik

Sex magik, s*x magik

Blood sugar baby, she magik

Sex magik, s*x magik

Blood sugar crazy, she has it

Sex magik, s*x magik

Blood sugar baby, she magik

Sex magik, s*x magik

Blood sugar baby, she magik

Sex magik, s*x magik

Blood sugar baby, she magik

Sex magik, s*x magik

Blood sugar crazy, she has it

Sex magik, s*x magik

Blood sugar baby, she magik

Sex magik, s*x magik

The last song is Sir psycho sexy

A long, long, long, long time ago

Before the wind, before the snow

Lived a man, lived a man I know

Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

"Sir Psycho Sexy, that is me!

Sometimes I find I need to scream"

He's a freak of nature, but we love him so

He's a freak of nature, but we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden

Standing there with my hard on bleedin'

There's a devil in my d**k and some demons in my semen

Good God no, that would be treason

Believe me, Eve, she gave good reason

Booty looking too good not to be squeezin'

Creamy beaver hotter than a fever

I'm a givin' 'cause she's the receiver

I won't and I don't hang up until I please her

Makin' her feel like an over achiever

I take it away for a minute just to tease her

Then I give it back a little bit deeper

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (He's the man that I met one time)

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (He's the man that left me blind)

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (He's the man, he's the man, he's the man)

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (Yeah)

He's a freak of nature, but we love him so

He's a freak of nature, but we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile

She said get out and spread your legs

And then she tried to cop a feel

That cop she was all dressed in blue

Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you

She stuck my butt with her big black stick

I said "What's up? Now suck my d**k"

Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb

She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand

On her crotch, so very warm

I could feel her getting wet through her uniform

Proppin' her up on the black and white

Unzipped and slipped, "Ooh, that's tight"

I swatted her like no swat team can

Turned a cherry pie right into jam

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (I'm the man that you met one time)

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (I'm the man that'll leave you blind)

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)

Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah

Hello young woman that I love

Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of

Hold me naked if you will

In your arms, in your legs, in your p***y, I'd kill

To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you

I love you

Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down, lay me down

Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down, lay me down

Descending waves of graceful pleasure

For your love, there is no measure

Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the funk will make me freak

If I should die before I waked

Allow me Lord to rock out naked

Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip

Calling up a little girl with a bull whip

Lickety split go snap "snap"

Girl gettin' off all in my lap

The tallest tree the sweetest sap

Blowin' my ass right off the map

Ooh and it's nice out here

I think I'll stay for a while

After we were done we went to work and then went home.