Born to Be Wild
“Let me see if I’ve got this straight,” Roland said. “One of your pledges is an uptight prig and you want our help to crack him.”
Trey, the president of the Upsilon Kappa Beta social fraternity laughed. “Prig is maybe a little harsh, but Fisher’s wound up tighter than a piano string. He’s…well…let’s just say he’s very reserved.”
“Still, it doesn’t sound like a good fit for the Un Kappa Beers,” Roland said. “Why don’t you just cut him loose?”
“Nah, it’s not as bad as all that,” Brad, the UKB’s vice president added. “Kinda prim and proper, but otherwise a good guy. He just needs to loosen up.”
“So on Friday night, you want us to crank up the stereo and you’ll send Fisher over to tell us to turn it down.”
“Right,” Trey said.
“And you want these guys making out in the ba
