Oh, finally her shift’s over. Get ready ladies, he’s coming! The four of us simultaneously snapped our heads over to the lifeguard tower, where Heather Holloway was finally dragging her prissy a*s down the ladder to switch shifts with the man we’ve been waiting for. As soon as her feet hit the ground, I began positioning myself… Legs fashionably draped over one another. Sunglasses low on the bridge of my nose. t**s pushed up..high. I was wearing my new sexy one-piece today, which definitely made me stand out from the other moms. I nearly snorted in laughter at the other women besides me. We were all 40, but unlike the rest of the women, I didn’t show it. They were chubby, catty, and marked with sunspots and telltale thinning hair. I on the other hand shook out my luscious curls, still pe

