The Adopted Alpha

Secondhand Embarrassment

Clare had finished unpacking her load ages ago and settled for watching her room mate, drum roll please...

Neil Brown!

.....as he threw himself around dramatically belting 'Stone Cold' on the top of his lungs. Ironically he was alternating between changing the lyrics or throwing in sassy comments between his own singing.

"Stone Cold baby....

God knows I tried to feel

Happy for you, know that I can't

even if that skank is the tyrant

I'll take the pain, give me the cock

Me and Maya will keep you warm"

Oh, Maya was the name of Neil's soft and extra fluffy blanket that Rick could not afford to miss. Neil's words, not Clare's.

Actually, at some point, Clare was laughing so loud that Gabby had to come check on them. Neil was also good singer so no one called him out but Clare's laughter was a cause for concern with how badly she was wheezing.

"Who is dying." Gabby rushed in to find Clare rolling on the floor whilst laughing hysterically at Neil singing

"I wish I could mean this but here's my goodbye~~

Kat... I'm hating on you

know that I am

Even if I wiiiilllll have my Maaaan!

Iiiiiffff scabies is her....

Iiiiiffff scabies is heeeerrrr!

I'm permethrin."

Even Gabby started laughing, not as loudly though, at the ridiculously good ending and the innocent smile Neil flashed them afterwards.

"How did I do?" Neil asked

"Fabulous!" Clare said with an exaggerated round of applause accompanied by whistles.

"Just fabulous." Gabby added with a more socially acceptable applause.

Neil gave them a mock bow "Bet you feel honored to be the first to hear my masterpiece. You are welcome bitches!"

"How on earth did you come up with those insane lyrics on the spot though? Insane respect for you." Clare said and raised her hand for a high five with her male friend.

"I can't imagine how embarrassed Rick must feel now. Even I feel embarrassed for him and I do not even know the guy from Adam."

"The song was funny though." Clare grinned wiping fake tears. "It was a masterpiece."

"It was gold, that's what it was." Neil said. "And the way I carried that high pitch, bet Kat could not do that even if she was getting dicked down hard."

The two girls groaned at the lack of s****l innuendo filter between Neil's brain and his mouth. The guy thinks and talks dirty like he breaths.

"Who is your room mate, Gabby? Don't tell me it's Rick." Clare asked to change the subject, which was not a well thought option.

"Oh my God! Is he? Let's switch tents."

Neil asked lunging at his friend.

"No, he is not. I am sharing a tent with this really emo girl with neon makeup and extra ear piercings."

"Oh... " Neil sighed dissapointedly. "You don't think he's rooming with a girl? Or boy?"

"Of course he is roomed with one of those. Who did you think he would room with? A squirrel? Earthworms? Or maybe Aliens." Clare commented.

"I'd very much prefer that, thank you." Neil. mumbled, finally putting away the last of his things. And just in time too as the whistle to summon them out was blown.

"Let's go girls." Gabby said and jumped to her feet, giving Neil a loud smack to his butt on her way out.

"The first round is a deal breaker. You can not be eligible for the other two competitions if you do not finish the first round on the winning side" One of the three judges, a brunette male, announced to the group of competitors.

The other male amongst them, a ravenette, piped up. "That is very correct. And this round would take place in a certain expanse of this surrounding area. However, six packs would go home at the end of this without getting to perform for the incoming crowd."

"What are the rules of this game?" The only female asked and then answered the question herself. "The rules are very simple. The whole troop would be divided into two groups. Each group consists of the champions of six packs. One group are to attack and the other are to defend their pack land."

The raven haired man continued "That is correct. The rogue group should plan an attack strategy to invade the pack land while the defense group has to come up a good defense formation to counteract that attack."

The lady nodded in agreement. "Now your pack names would be called to tell you what team you would be in. Jake?"

The brunette male held up a clipboard and began to read off of it.

"On the Rogue team we have : Snow coast pack, Wood Winders pack...."

Clare exchanged glances with her friends all of them crossing their fingers in the hope that they would end up on the same team. If not, one of them would have to go and the other would proceed with the competition.

Of course, they also wanted to be on the winning team but that was yet to be determined.

"Solar Star pack and finally, the Bed Moan?!... sorry, excuse me..." The male showed the clipboard to the lady and they exchanged a few words. They both turned to the other guy with a hard glare while he smirked at them with barely contained amusement.

"The last pack in the rogue team is the Red Moon pack." The brunette finally announced after scratching the offending name off the clipboard and rewriting the name.

Clare, and Neil let out a squeal that earned them dirty looks from everyone else.

"Sorry! we're sorry." Gabby apologized on the behalf of her friends and nudged them to compose themselves which they begrudgingly did.

"Now you all have about two hours to come up with a plan. And then, the competition would commence. Any questions?"

A girl raised her hand immediately

"No questions." The raven haired male said answer himself before the girl could even say anything. "Dismissed. See you in two hours."

Gabby rolled her eyes as everyone began to take their leave. "I just hate it when someone answers their own question."

A/N: There is exactly thirty chapters left that I might upload two times or all at once later. Please let me know your thoughts about this book. Have a pleasant weekend ahead