The Visitor Goes to Work Lea’s phone went off, crooning U2 at her. First day of work. Meeting with her boss, Sassy. Meeting with Bob, the theater’s artistic director. Meeting with the box office staff and training on the ticket software with Zach, the theater’s resident computer guy. Tour with Gus, the tech director. Lea needed to pee. Heart racing, adrenaline singing through her veins, Lea leapt out of bed to go to the bathroom. Well. She tried to leap. Something heavy was holding her down. Two somethings, in fact: Sean and Andy, whose legs and massive arms wrapped Lea in a cocoon that would have been incredibly sweet if she didn’t need to get up and get ready for her first day on the job. Also, she still needed to pee. “Guys?” As Bono continued his ode to the glory of the da

