Liam: What do you think of that ugly Joe?
Ugly? Sigh! He isn’t that good-looking anyway. But, wait. So, he noticed him too?
Me: He is too hard to read. But he seems gross to me. Something is off and weird about him.
Liam: I thought I was assuming things. He has made my balls so hard.
Dang!
Me: Too bad I can’t feel them. Maybe my soft, magical touch could soothe them a little.
I tease. He is getting me hot.
Liam: I am just close. Those fools are already tipsy. They wouldn’t notice anything.
Me: What are you suggesting, Mr. Naughty Boy?
Liam: That, you can just crawl your hand in the short distance between us and trace my the .
Now! Now! Now! This man is really tempting my desires. They are all riled up. What do I do with him?
Liam: Why are you shying away?
Me: I am not. I’m just
