Chapter 5
Lunch was huge. I didn’t want Mrs. G. to feel bad (oh, okay I ate some of everything because it looked wonderful and it was.) Dad never cooked like this. I ate until I wanted to fall asleep. One of the grandpas helped me up, led me to the sofa, and sat us both down. He put his hand in his waistband; I unsnapped my jeans and did the same. He let out a long, satisfying burp; so did I. I could get into this.
We both dozed off. I thought, old age is wasted on the old.I woke up three hours later with two dogs beside me and a cat on my chest. My feet were on the couch and my head on grandpa’s lap. He was still asleep. I had to pee. I couldn’t move. The rest of the house was empty. “Little help here?” I called out, only too quietly to disturb the two dogs, cat and grandpa. Then I fell
