CHAD
May 12th 2018
I lean back in my office chair with my phone pressed to my ear. An evil grin graces my face as I chat away with my new ally.
“Did you find him?” I ask her eagerly.
“I did.” She sighed over the phone sounding exhausted.
“And the absolute state of it Chad.” She sneers.
“Don’t worry about what he looks like, Maddie Baby. Worry about what he can do for us.” I encourage her not to give up.
“You mean what he can do for you? I only get to come back to the same job, with the same lousy pay.”
“It is what it is,” I tell her smiling, knowing it’s a fact.
“If I do this and it works…” She starts.
“I want a ten per cent pay rise and I get to keep all my tips. A hundred per cent of it Chad.”
I lean forward, pick up a cigar and spark it up; taking
