“Last-minute escape”The first act upon my return to the dorm was to take a modern day shower, the longest and hottest one possible. As the soothing hot water sprayed over me I daydreamed about how the people in the shoppe were coping with the wonder of my disappearance. They probably thought I was a witch. I was towel-drying my hair when Stacy appeared in the dorm locker room where she prepared to shower. When she spotted me out of the corner of her eye she said, “Happy days roomie, you found your way home. You bugger.” Not wanting to break my usual vow of honesty but knowing in this case I couldn’t tell her the truth I said, “I hooked up with someone for a couple nights.” “You finally shagged up. Good for you girl,” she replied. “Its about time. But when it happens again, try texting m

