[ZEUS] "I promise to forever love and cherish you, and that I won't bicker when you have your legs on the table, or complain when you let the dog stay in bed. I promise to pretend I know what you're talking about whenever you try to discuss obscure things with me. I promise not to cheat on you with food or hide any of your socks to annoy you. I promise all these, 'till death do us apart." There was a ring of laughter and clapping when Julian finished reciting his wedding vows. I gave his hand a little squeeze, looking up at him with heartbreaking affection. "Do you, Zeus Darcanius take this man as your lawfully wedded husband and promise to love and cherish him till death do you apart?" the Judge asked as I mumbled a brief I do. I didn't wait to be told what to do, I just leaned in for

