Oh, crap.
Oh, crap.In the original story of Snow White, the tale doesn’t end with a poisoned apple. The evil queen returns with a pair of red ballet shoes. Show White puts them on and dances herself to death.
“We do want to make a wish on your mirror,” I begin. “But I know my fairy tales. Red shoes are not a good idea, especially when a Snow White fairy tale life template is involved.”
Snow White sets her fists on her hips. “My castle, my rules.”
Dex gestures toward the very dead body. “It didn’t work well for the ogress.”
Snow White rolls her eyes. “She wanted to be beautiful. Look at her now. That ogress is gorgeous.”
“And dead,” adds Dex.
“If you want a wish, then you dance,” says Snow White. “After a few songs, the mirror will appear and turn into a portal. You two walk inside a
