CHAPTER 33
When I awoke on the sofa in the middle of the night and found three Sasquatches standing over me I almost screamed. They looked human but were so covered with mud it was hard to tell. Also, it was dark and I was disoriented due to a large glass of wine and not being in my own bed.
"What is happening right now?" I mumbled.
"Hey Jamie," said a friendly Sasquatch whose voicemail I had called and whose voice I now recognized.
"Alberto, is that you?"
"Yeah, sorry to wake you. Do I still need to call you back?"
All three Sasquatches laughed at that hilarious quip.
"Oh, man!" I sat up, suddenly alert. "When Ana Maria comes in here, you guys are toast--especially you," I said, pointing at my father. "We were so worried, Papi, we didn't know where you were." Then I stated the obvi
