**Chapter 30: Bachelor and Bachelorette**
"Absolutely not," Mara said, staring at the group chat Diane had somehow gotten added to, currently populated with increasingly elaborate bachelorette party suggestions from college friends she hadn't seen in months. "I am not doing a themed pub crawl in matching sashes."
"Someone suggested a spa weekend instead," her friend Priya texted, not the work Priya but an old college roommate who shared the same name and had apparently decided this was the funniest possible coincidence to bring up at least once per conversation. "Less humiliating, more relaxing. Thoughts?"
"Spa weekend. Definitely spa weekend."
Jonah, meanwhile, was having a considerably less dramatic time coordinating his own bachelor plans, mostly because his friend group ran smaller
