How. Can. I. Possibly. NOT. Pregnant?! It's ridiculous, really. I'm a healthy 23 year old woman, who's clearly in her prime child-bearing age, has been having s*x with a man nearly every day which on those days can be up to three times a day, so how, on earth, can I not be pregnant? This is infuriating. Outrageous. Impossible! "You must be relieved." I sneer as I pour the last drop of liquid from the bottle of Rose into my glass. I've celebrated the news with a bottle as soon as we hung up. "Not more than you." He throws the same tone at me, swirling the neat scotch contained in the glass he's holding. I narrow my eyes at him, "You have all the time in the world to get ready for a baby now." "And you have all the time in the world to travel the world." He presses the word world each

