"Ah! my dear boy," she said, with a deep sigh, "you have caused me such extreme sensations that I fear you must have got me with child, you seemed to penetrate my very womb, and to excite me far beyond anything I ever previously remember."
"My loved mamma, can I possibly get a child?"
"Get a child, indeed!" she replied. "Yes, a dozen, with such a great monster of a c**k, that so excites us poor women."
I embraced her most tenderly, and said I was so happy to think I should be the father of a child of hers.
"Alas! my dear boy, it may be joy to you, but what a sorrow it will be to me if such should be the case; think how I should lose position in the world if it should be known, and even if by going abroad I could hide my shame from the public, still what shifts and contrivances I should
