Mind Judge

f**k My Life!

I looked right and left, looks like I'm on some abandoned ground, there are some big ass tall trees and wow this looks so pretty. Wait, where's Liya?

"I don't know, Goddammit, we're probably on the other side of the planet now!"

Sorry, about that, I had no other choice, they were gonna inject our ass, man!

"Yeah yeah, let's just try to find your future, hot girlfriend!"

Stop it, the whole idea is just turning me on, mmmm!

"Anyway, we're gonna look for her after I do my business!"

"Just make it quick, we don't have time to waste!"

"Mmm, time to take a piss-wait is that an elephant?!" I asked as I stared at the big creature in front of me.

"No, it's a big ass spaceship!"

"What?"

"OF COURSE IT'S A f*****g ELEPHANT YOUR MORON, RUN!"

And that's how I ended up with a big ass elephant chasing after me, you know the rest!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" I screamed like a little girl while running away.

"Wait, why is the earth shaking so much?" I asked while panting.

"Uhm, probably an earthquake!"

"Oh," I looked back at the elephant to see if it stopped chasing after us but I then looked back forward.

"It's not an earthquake!"

"Hmmm?" Judge was confused.

Snorts!

It's a f*****g T-REX DINOSAUR!

"WHAT?!"

"First I was stuck in a time loop, then I kept getting my balls kicked for a whole week and I kept dying for a whole week too, then the girl I loved turned out to be in some spy kids program and a government agent and now I'm stuck in some sort of JURRASIC FART MOVIE!"

"It's Jurassic!"

WHATEVER!

"Wait, I don't think the key you pressed moved to another land, I think it was a time machine!"

NO s**t SHERLOCK!

"Hey, try to read his mind and see what he wan-"

It's A f*****g DINOSAUR, IT'S HUNGRY FOR A HUMAN VIRGIN ASS, THAT'S WHAT IT WANTS!

Another T-Rex came from the side and rammed into the one who was chasing after me, now they are fighting. Whatever I'll just keep running!

Now I'm more worried about Liya.

*Pant Pant Pant!*

I stopped to catch my breath since nothing is chasing after me anymore. I leaned down to rest my legs- wait what is that?

I looked up and... I was staring at an Elephant v****a 0.0.

She turned to me and raised her trunk!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" I was screaming and running away while she was chasing after me like she was on her period!

I swear the author has such a f*****g twisted imagination!

"Agreed!"

GIVE ME A f*****g BREAK ALREADY! Now I'm being chased by an ELEPHANT WITH A v****a!

Shit, dead-end!

I stopped at the hill, it was a waterfall, so high, ok I'm f****d.

*Smack!*

She smacked me with her trunk, throwing me off the cliff.

*Fingers crossed*

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" I was falling off the cliff until I fell into the water.

*Splash!*

"Kyle, wake up!" Judge was calling.

Shit! I swam up to the surface to catch my breath. I climbed on a rock and laid down on it to catch my breath.

*Pant* *Pant* *Pant*

"*Pant* *Pant* *Pant* we're safe now!" Judge was panting?

I'm sorry, why are you the one panting here?

"Oh, uh-"

Whatever, let me just catch *Pant* my breath.

"Pfffahahaha!"

What's so funny?

"You just got your virgin ass smacked by an elephant with a v****a, HAHAHAHA!"

"..... Hahahaha!" I laughed as well, I've gotta admit it, it was hilarious!

*Poke!*

Judge?

"Yes, darling?"

Something just poked my ass.

"I assure you that was not me!"

Ah, do you remember in these cartoons when the main character lays on a rock by a waterfall and figures out it wasn't a rock but a big ass crocodile? Those were one of the funniest moments in those cartoons to me!

"Yup, I enjoyed them too, wait . . . s**t!"

The smile vanished from my lips as the idea seriously crossed my mind.

I placed my hand on the rock and felt the skin then nodded.

Yup!

I looked back and saw the crocodile's head.

And here I was bitching about the mind loop where I got my balls kicked every day! Now that I think about it, I'd rather go back there!

"AAAAAAAH!" I screamed and jumped off, heading to the shore, I kept running I didn't look back.

I saw the T-Rex in my path, he stopped and stared at me. Argh, f**k MY LIFE!

"Ok, time to get serious!"

"Let's do this!"

The watch started to beep!

"100!" Was the number displayed on it.

The T-Rex charged at me, I moved my right fist backward. The T-Rex opened his jaws in an attempt to eat my tasty meat!!

I performed a powerful uppercut, it impacted and thrusted him upwards like a football, haha! That was awesome!

He fell on the ground, dizzy by the punch!

HAH! TAKE THA-

Another T-Rex was tossed on the ground beside me. I looked to my right and saw Liya, wait, that's Liya?

"Huh?!" Judge was surprised too.

She had white hair, white cat ears, red cat eyes, and claws? Wait, a tail too? At least she's not covered with fur.

Omg, she looks so cute! Wait, how did she manage to toss a big ass T-Rex like that?

"Liya?" I called.

"Kyle?" She responded.

"Oh, thank God, you're ok!"

"Wait, you defeated that T-Rex?"

"YUP!" Haha, I'm so awesome.

"Oh!"

"Looks like you've defeated your first one too."

"That's the tenth one actually!"

. . . . . . I just lost my moment of glory, thanks a lot, Liya!

"Let's find somewhere to rest before it gets dark!" She said while stretching her arms.

I followed her and God, I can't get my eyes off her tail, it's swinging right and left. It's so TEMPTING!

"Liya?"

"Hmm?"

"How?"

"Oh, you mean the way I look like now, uh, I don't know I've always had these powers!"

"Uh!"

"Uhm, I'm just like you!"

"So, you were born with these powers?"

"Yeah, I can also communicate with animals!"

"Uh, if you could then why didn't you communicate with the T-Rex's?"

She stopped and so did I.

Mhm, I can tell just by looking she never thought about it.

"Are you SERIOUS?!"

"The idea never crossed my mind, ok?!"

"GODDAMMIT, LIYA!"

"Don't yell at me!" she pouted and seemed embarrassed too, omg so cute!

"Lovers quarrel!" Judge teased.

Shut up you useless mind!

"Y0u hurt my feelings."

"Let's just get some rest, please? I'm so tired, using my powers is very exhausting!" She exclaimed.

"Fine, whatever! But let's hope we won't end up stuck in this timeline forever"

"We won't Zoe will trace back the data on the time machine and locate the timeline we were thrown into, it might take a while but we'll manage together!" I hope she's right.

We found a good spot inside that jungle, it was surrounded by some large trees. We picked some wooden sticks and made a campfire.

The T-rex which I fought was passing through when it saw us, he took a step back, not willing to take another one of my glorious punches haha!

Liya approached him and established a link with him, she explained the situation to him somehow and he was so understanding, wow!

We both prepared everything and laid back to the T-Rex's side by the campfire. Liya was already asleep, she slipped to her right, leaning on my shoulder while still sleeping. It was notable she was cold.

"Titi! We could use your tail!" Yeah yeah, we gave him the name "Titi".

The T-Rex wrapped us with his tail to keep us warm, he was enjoying the campfire it spread warmth to his skin, Dinosaurs couldn't start fire so it was a win-win deal, hehe!

Kyle was still awake, Liya was still asleep and so was the T-Rex.

Kyle was sitting in some Yoga stance with his legs crossed, his eyes were closed like he was meditating.

Wooden branches started to levitate along with small rocks. Sounds like Kyle has discovered a new power. And, looks like he's finally awakening.

"Heh!" He exclaimed with a smirk.

*End of Chapter 11*