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"Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" I screamed like a little girl. The elephant was chasing after me.
"I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die by a f*****g ELEPHANT while I still haven't lost my f*****g VIRGINITY!"
"Shut up, wiggle those buttcheeks and keep running!"
"Why are you snapping out on me?!" I asked.
"Just shut up and RUN!"
"I'm the one who's supposed to be scared here, you know!"
"If you die, I die! NOW RUN YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
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You're probably wondering why in the hell am I being chased by a big ass f*****g ELEPHANT and tearing up like a little b***h right now! Well, it's a long story, we'll get to that part in a bit.
Two weeks earlier!
We have a problem... ok a lot of problems.
One, I've lost connection with Judge, two, I ended up pissing Liya off when I flashed her panties to her ehm, unintentionally. Three,
"Oh yeah mmmmm, I'm about to-" Dad's thoughts.
I can still hear my dad's thoughts while he's masturHATING!
So, now I need two solutions... ok, three solutions.
But, for now, I need to get to school and apologize to Liya for being a retard and to Daisy for missing our first date.
I went downstairs to the kitchen for a quick breakfast.
"Here!" Samantha placed a plate with a cheese sandwich on the table.
She smiled innocently, oh my GOD, she's so innocent and cute, love you lil' sis!
"Thanks" I replied.
"Where's mum?"
"She's out shopping!"
"Wow, first time she goes shopping in years!"
"Yup!"
I grabbed the sandwich and took a few bites, "Thanks, Sam!"
"You welcome, just make sure to take care of your health,"
An Angel, she's an Angel who descended from heaven to take care of her big br-
"Although, it was dad who made it for you!"
.........
"Before or after his shower?" I asked.
"After!"
COUGH COUGH COUGH! BLAH!!!
GOD DAMMIT!
FUCK!
FUCK!
"Oh my God, are you ok?!" She got worried and placed her right palm on my back.
No, sis, I'm not ok, I just ate a sandwich, HANDMADE by my old man who was probably stroking his twenty-first FINGER in SHOWER!
"I'm ok!"
I sighed and pushed myself up, I drank some water and went out to head to school, ah, f**k my life!
I withdrew my phone and checked the time.
"25th of June, 7:50 AM."
I walked to school and just by chance, I noticed Liya.
"Liyaaaaaaaaaaa!" I ran to her like a retard, trying to hug her but out of the blue, I receive a knee kick to the balls.
"AAAH!" I screamed like a little girl, that f*****g HURTS!
Oh, my poor balls!
She just looked down at me, coldly then walked off to the school gate. One of the teachers was closing the gate as it was past 8:10 AM.
"Waaaaait!" I crawled like a soldier in a war, of course, I had to crawl, I received a powerful knee-strike to the balls, do you have any idea how much that f*****g HURTS?!!
The teacher looked at me like "wtf!".
"Pleeeeeeeease, let me through!"
". . . ." b***h just ignored me and walked away, f**k you!
"Kyle?" Wait, is that Daisy's voice? Oh my God, this is embarrassing.
"Daisy?!" I looked back at her.
"Oh God, what happened to you?" she crouched down and offered me a hand.
I told her about what happened.
"She's overreacting, I'm sure you meant no harm!" she patted my shoulder twice with a smile. Oh my God, she's so cute!
"So, uhm, about our... date?"
"Oh, don't worry, I'm not mad at you, it was out of your hand when you collapsed. Do you feel better now?"
"Yeah, much better! Do you... still want to-"
"I'd love to!" She responded right away with a smile.
Oh my GOD, she's so pretty and kind!!
She looked around and withdrew a key from her purse, unlocking the gate for us both.
We both stepped in and closed the gate again.
"Wow, never thought you'd do something like that, Daisy."
"Oh, please, there's a lot you don't know about me, haha!"
We chuckled and finally reached class.
I sat in my seat and chatted with Daisy, I could feel Liya's grudge and hatred through the air.
This is bad!
Argh, why am I experiencing a headache now?
I rested my head on my desk for a bit as I started to feel dizzy.
I collapsed once more on the ground, but this time, I was choking, I was dying actually, wait, f**k! This is too scary.
"Kyle!" Daisy rushed to me, everyone in the class did except Liya.
Wait, I can't talk! What's happening to me?
*Blackout!*
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*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
I woke up on my bed, panting, all shocked. Wait, I'm alive! Oh thank God!
It was just a stupid dream.
I walked downstairs and went to the kitchen as usual.
"Oh yeah Mmmmm, I'm about to-" Dad's thoughts.
I can still hear my dad's thoughts while he's masturHATING! AGAIN!
"Morning, Sam!"
"Morning, big brotha'"
She smiled at me and placed a plate with a cheese sandwich.
"Here!"
"Uhuh, was it you or dad who made it after his shower?"
"Actually, it was Dad. But how'd you guess it?"
"Uh, just a lucky guess!"
Ok, this is confusing.
"Anyway, where's mum?"
"She's doing some shopping for herself!"
"Again?"
"What do you mean again? It's the first time she goes for shopping in days"
"Oh, right!"
I shook my head, went back to my room, changed into my school uniform and went outside to head to school. I withdrew my phone and checked the time.
"25th of June, 7:50 AM"
I left the house and by chance I noticed Liya walking past me.
"Liy-"
Knee strike to the balls!
"AAAAH!" I screamed like a little girl.
AGAIN? SERIOUSLY?!
And again, the same teacher was closing the gate. I held my crotch with my hands and started jumping like a chicken, not this time mate, I'll definitely get through!
YES, I passed the gate in time before he closes it.
I went to class in time and Daisy sat on the desk in front of me.
Geez, same f*****g headache!
And I collapsed once more.
"Kyle!" Daisy rushed to me and so did all my classmates. And again, Liya looked at me from her seat and didn't move an inch.
I'm choking, I'm fading... I'm dying.
*Blackout*
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*beep* *beep* *beep*
Why am I having the same dream all over again?
I got off my bed and went down to the kitchen.
I could hear the same thoughts from my dad in the bathroom.
"Here!" Sam offered me the same sandwich.
"Is mum shopping for the first time in days, today?"
"Wow, how'd you know?" Sam replied and she was surprised.
I ran back to my room and grabbed my phone.
"25th of June, 7:30 AM"
Twenty-Fifth of June?
I went to put my uniform on then went back to the kitchen.
"Sam?"
"Hmm?" she looked back at me.
"Did dad make this sandwich for me?"
"Yeah, how'd you guess it?"
"And he made it after his shower?"
"Mhm!"
"And today is the 25th of June?"
"Yeah, are you ok?"
"Yeah... I'm ok!" NOT, I'm restarting the whole day all over again?
This is so f****d up and why in the hell do I keep on dying?
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*End of Chapter 1*
- Writer
