"Get me a rope!"
I shouted. People were gathering around, looking. Whispers and mortified gasps. I raised a brow as I heard giggling behind me. Maya shrugged her shoulders at me and did a half try to keep her laughter down. Odin, Hel, and sweet Loki, please tell me I'm not about to bring a woman with Hades' kind of humor back to my pack!
The freaking thing was a flying animal skeleton, most likely an old wild dog or maybe even a lion. With him, who knows! Flying around over our heads, coated with Hades's black dust, and right between the legs of the skeleton, a massive whale c**k was flapping back and forth over our heads.
My nose wrinkled, and my lip twitched as I watched that meaty thing flap all over up there. How the hell did he even manage to attach that thing? You know wha
