“I was a paratrooper fresh out of high school.”
“The Banglung Hamlar School of Food for three years in India kept my attention.”
“My favorite two years details an understudy with Banksy.”
“I’ve read all of Agatha Christie mysteries in three months. That’s over eighty books.”
“I’ve seen seven UFOs in the last week. I’ve been abducted twice.”
“I’m the body in Putnam’s book Lakeside Body. He wrote it all about me. I don’t even think his publishing house knows this, but I feel comfortable around you and want to share it with you.”
Truth is, Gerald is like a circus and freak show, but I don’t mind. He’s quite the entertainment during dinner and dessert. Better than reading a book, watching a movie, or playing a video game. His creative tales and lies draw me in. I become his soul audience
