"Hey, you piece of salted poop!" what the f**k, is that even a thing?
"What do you want, Mia?" I sighed. My eyes lifted from the papers I was supposed to scheme through and sign to meet a raging Mia who just slammed my office door shut.
"Oh, so, now I am Mia?" She scoffed while her arms folded over her chest. "What happened to Crispy?"
"Things change Mia, and people grow up." I went back to reading the papers before me. Well, tried because in no time Mia had them snatched, then crumbled them angry and threw them randomly around her.
"Do people grow up to be assholes, then Rick?" She slammed her hands down on the desk. "Because I sure as hell can grow and act like a heartless asshole as well."
"What exactly do you want, Mia?"
"Stop calling me that!" She yelled at me, and that's when J
