19 I’m a lot of things, but gullible isn’t one of them. I can get behind a baby not crying—hell, he might be born a mute or something. And I can even get behind the early birth thing—animals do it, so why not humans. But blue skin, yellow eyes, black fingernails, burning up in the sun, feeding on Jane’s blood, super-fast healing? I mean, really? I shouldn’t have laughed when she told me. That was insensitive. But it’s not exactly nice to play me as a fool, either. No one in their right mind is going to believe that her brother is some kind of vampire. Maybe all the s**t with Tony has finally sent her over the edge. Okay, ‘technically’ according to Freya, he’s not a vampire. He just shares a few similarities. A few? Even though all this is clearly some kind of twisted prank, I still

