Dear Neighbour

→ TWENTY-SIX

"This is actually pretty nice, wow. That Namjoon guy sure is filthy rich"

Hoseok found himself in awe as he walks around Namjoon's room filled with expensive and branded furniture.

"Come on, let's leave before he sees us. I don't have a key to this apartment so he'll freak when he sees us inside"

Seokjin pulled his friend Hoseok into Namjoon's room and walked through its' wall leading them into Seokjin's dark and empty apartment.

"This is my apartment, well my old one at least"

Seokjin lifts his arms showing his whole empty apartment to Hoseok.

"It's boring here"

He pouts walking around and finally went into the bedroom where there's a table, a pink notepad and a can of pen sits there, he reads Seokjin's list of grudges and chuckles before putting it back to its' place.

"So, this is where you write those pick-up lines huh?"

Hoseok says taking out a pen and started doodling on one of Seokjin's pink notepads.

"Yeah.."

"I've heard your horrible jokes and I'm sure as hell that those pick-up lines are not originally yours, because they're awesome. Where did you get them?"

"Yah! I only told you three jokes, and they're ones of my bests, you have no right to judge my humour"

Seokjin sneers, the corner of his lips lifting like a dog's when they're growling.

"One of your bests? Really? Tell me one person who laughed at them when you told them those three terrible jokes.."

Hoseok smirks annoying his hyung further. Seokjin couldn't come up with a name of a person who laughed at those three particular jokes.

"Well, my mom laughe-"

"Families don't count, of course they'll laugh just because"

Seokjin huffs, shoving Hoseok by the shoulder, earning a laugh from the younger one.

"So, where do you get your pick up lines?"

"You're not gonna let it go, are you?"

Hoseok innocently shakes his head "no".

"It's from the little girl I always talk to at the park"

Seokjin almost mumbles, ashamed that his success of making Namjoon smile was actually a work of a little girl.

"Hahahahaha"

"Shut up, you horse"

"b***h, what you say?"

The younger playfully widened his eyes at Seokjin looking absolutely ridiculous making Jin double over laughter. Then the two ghost's attentions were caught when they heard the door of Namjoon's apartment slam shut.

"Well, he's home. Go get him, tiger. See ya!"

Hoseok winked patting the elder's shoulder before disappearing through the front door.