Weirdo Thoughts

Not The Only Weirdo

“ Ahhhh look at that ass " he said in a moaning manner .

His immediate older brother Luis ( Lucho ), who was passing by his room, picked up the pillow on the floor in the front of his room and threw it at him .

“Stop watching p**n with your door open Gomez"

“ I'm not watching p**n " he yelled, turning the screen of his phone to his brother to see that he was chatting with someone . “ I don't watch p**n , I'm not as disgusting as you are "

“ Then you're probably s*x-chatting with that pretty girl we saw you dancing with last night , right ? "

“ No Lucho "

“ did she send you a sexy pic ? "

“ God ! Lucho get out of my room " he sighed , while Lucho started to grin at him with his mischievous look he made while he lifted his left eyebrow .

The look Luis would give whenever he wanted to jump on him . Fortunately for Gomez, he knew “the look” all too well, so he jumped off his bed right at the nick of time to the floor and ran out of his room before Luis could reach him . On his way out of the room, he ran down the corridor and bumped into the first child in their family, Nicolás ( Niko) .

“ Niko , I thought you'd be gone by now ... back to college " Gomez said while struggling to catch his breath.

“ I heard you were going on a date and I wanted to be sure if it was true " he said while laughing at him . Then Luis found his way to Gomez and Nicolás .He over heard what Nicolás said and also began to laugh .

“ Guys stop laughing " he said while laughing along side with them .

“ I wanted to be sure if Gomez ... I mean Gomez Hernandez is actually going on a date ", Niko struggled to say out of his laughter .

“ Yes guys, the little kid is finally going on a date."

Gomez stated in response .

Not long after Gomez stated he was going on a date , José, another one of Gomez' older brothers, ran to the corridor with a laptop in his hand which showed he was on a video call with their second born Mateo and they were both laughing . Mateo from the laptop told José to make him say it again while laughing.

“ Gomez lil man .... say it again Mateo swears I'm a lier " José said .

“ Can you guys stop making a big deal out of it .... Yes, I'm going on a date with an actual girl ". Then they all began to laugh at him again .

“ Okay okay , you all need to stop laughing at him ... Instead we should all be happy. Our dear brother isn't allergic to girls anymore ", Niko said while struggling not to laugh, but ended up laughing anyway . Luis grabbed him under his arm and said “ this one isn't a scary devil is she ?"

“ No , she's not ... okay I get it , now could you guys stop laughing at me ... I know I used to say those crazy things about girls before, but I was little and I watched a lot of horror movies that made me think girls are actual witches. "

“ GOMEZ!!!" they all yelled while coincidentally slapping the palms of their hands on their faces.

“ Bro last month you said .. uhmm. what's her name ? ... " Luis was saying before being interrupted by Gomez .

“ Rebecca ... and you can't blame me for that one ... she uses a lot of makeup and she tried to r**e me "

They all fell on the floor laughing their lungs out . But Luis was able to stand and pull him away from them into to his room.

“ Bro, trust me, if you stayed there you'd never leave. "

“ Lucho I really like her though. "

“ wow ... I'm happy for you ... plus it's the first time I've actually heard you say you like someone. "

“ Yeah, we are going on our first date today and I don't know where to take her. "

“ Wait do you mean today ?"

“ Yes "

“ Take her to that really nice restaurant dad takes us to when he's home. "

“ sure "

“ wait but you don't even have a reservation. ”

“ True , but I'll call dad because I'm sure he has a connection there and he'll hook me up. ”

“ okay cool ”

“ yeah thanks ”

“ No problem baby bro ... oh and the condoms are under my bed ” he said while pointing under his bed,

“ Eww wtf Lucho ....first of all, I don't have intentions of f*cking with her , and secondly, I don't want some of the monsters under your bed, man. ”

“ What ever ” Lucho said while leaving his room. “ wtf am I doing ? ... get out of my room weirdo ”

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“ Jessica! , Gomez is here !!! ” I heard Jenny scream from downstairs .

I could feel my heart racing faster after what I heard .

“ Why do I feel so tense ” I asked myself . I mean, for a confident person, my anxiety sure knew how to attack me at the exact worst moments . I got my cup from beside my bed, went into the bathroom and got some water to drink .

“Jess” Jenny shouted as she stuck her head in the toilet through the slightly opened door to talk to me and ended up startling me .

“ Jenny wtf ... be quiet ”

“ what ever... Gomez is looking fine as f*ck and is waiting for you . So , hurry up and go down before he realizes you're crazy and changes his mind. ”

“ I really don't need to be hearing things like that right now ... how do I look ? ”

“ Like me ... why !? ” Jenny said while rolling her eyes. “ You are beautiful. I mean you're walking around with my face and body and dress style. The only difference is the color preference, but aside from that, I am absolutely gorgeous ... I mean you are. ”

And that wasn't really a pep talk , it was more of self-glorification .. but I'll go with that anyway.

“ Thank you ”

I ran out of the toilet , out of my room and back into my room because I forgot my phone on my bed and then back out my room again .

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“¿Pueden dejarme en paz?”

I heard Gomez say over the phone .

“ Hi ” I said to get his attention .

He immediately hung up as he saw me . There was this look of shock on his face . He soon after walks fast to me, almost bumping into me .

“ You look so beautiful. ”

I'm sure it was obvious I could feel butterflies in my belly after what he said . The large uncontrollable smile on my face definitely gave me away.

“ Thank you ”

I looked at his hands and he was holding some flowers . As he noticed I was looking at them, he looked as though he had been slapped out of the trance of staring at me . Remembering to give me the flowers .

“ Sorry if I caused any inconvenience by keeping you out at night ” he said, while he looked intensely at my nails while I collected the beautiful lilies he got me “ I didn't tell you where we were going to eat ”, he added .

“ I hope I didn't overdress ” . I wore a knee-length one-shoulder floral blue dress . The floral design was, of course, purple .

“ No , you are perfect. ”

“ You look really good too.”

“ uhmm thank you , I chose purple because you kinda always have purple on you ”

I acted normal and told him cool , but honestly my heart was screaming for Joy because he paid attention .

“ and I like your purple nail polish ”

“ Thank you ”

“ It's getting late , shall we ? ”

he said as he rushed to open my door for me , and afterwards he rushed again to open his car door as well .

As he started, he asked me if I wanted to connect my phone to his car Bluetooth , but I declined because I wanted to hear his playlist .

He started playing a Justin Bieber song . I was never really a fan of Justin Bieber , probably because I'd never heard the song I am hearing right now .

“ what's the title of this song ? ”

“ it's uhmm the feeling ”

“ oh okay ”

“ Do you like it ? ... if you don't, you could always play any song you want. ”

“ No , I actually really like it. ”

When the Justin Bieber song finished, a series of reggaeton played and he sang all of them accurately . I find Spanish fascinating on so many levels . Not just because I was practically obsessed with Gomez . I felt like the language was sexy as f*ck, unlike German, where practically everything sounded like a death treat .

For example, “te quiero” means I love you in Spanish, while “ ich liebe dich” in German means I love you but sounds like an insect or a rash caused by an insect .

“ Hey ” Gomez said to get my attention, “ you at least know this song ? ” I wasn't paying attention, I hadn't noticed Mia bad bunny was playing .

“ I do ” I said while laughing .

“ Okay, sing it with me ”

“ haha Gomez I can't sing ”

“ neither can I ... so at least none of us will be intimidated by the other. ”

“ Nah, I'd rather pass. ”

“ I'd like to see that happen. ”

When I looked at him he gave a lil smirk and winked at me .

He took his hands off the steering wheel and said he wasn't going to put them back unless I started singing the chorus and, so I did in order to save my life .

“Dile que tú eres mía, mía

Tú sabe' que eres mía, mía

Tú misma lo decías

Cuando yo te lo hacía”.

While I was singing, he started dancing and eventually kept his hands back on the wheel .

“ huh , I did not expect you to sing Huh so well or should I say I didn't expect you to say that? ”

“ lol what did I say ?”

“ So you don't know the translation ?”

“ no ”

“ Okay , you said

Tell them that you are mine, mine

You know you are mine, mine

You said it yourself.

When I did it to you ”

we both burst out in laughter .

“ I think I prefer hearing the song in Spanish , now I wish I didn't know what it meant. ”

“ So when did you do it to me ?”he said while smiling with a huge smile on his face . He clearly enjoyed teasing me .

“ shut up ”

I was kinda surprised I was able to hold a conversation with him without feeling weird or choking on my words . In fact, he wanted to have a conversation with me . He wanted to talk and listen to me . I loved his full attention . And he was flirting with me, so it meant he actually did like me .

“ We're here ” . He stopped in front of this beautiful restaurant .

“Paradis , are we going to eat here ? ”

“ Yes , you don't like this place ?”

I was completely hypnotized by how big and beautiful the restaurant was . I mean I had never been there before but only heard about it .

“ No , its perfect ”.

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He parked his car in the parking lot and got out of the car . I was about to open the door myself when he squeaked before my hand could reach the door. I stopped to pay attention to what was going on .

“ Don't do that ” he said . I was in clear and obvious confusion because I hadn't the slightest idea what he was talking about .

“ I'm sorry , what ? ”

“ ahh I mean you're mi señora ( my lady ) and there's no way I'm going to let you open the door yourself. ”

“ oh I see ”

“ Sorry, hope I didn't creep you out. ”

“ I mean the squeaking was a little weird but okay ”.

“ Sorry ” he said while he murmured a bit of Spanish in his voice which seemed like he was bickering with himself .

“ Shall we ” he said while he positioned his hand for me to hold as he led me in .

When we got in , the host of the restaurant at the entrance signalled one of the staff to lead us to our table .

“ Welcome to Paradis” the host stated, before we were led to our table .

The restaurant was beautiful . It had a very high ceiling . The chandeliers created the most beautiful lighting I have ever seen . Each table had flowers in vases which looked like Chinese designs and scented candles .

It was obvious only the rich could get in .

“ What would you like to eat ? ” I heard the waiter say . Gomez said some words I had never heard before and noticed the confusion on my face ,winked at me and said I'd have the same as him .

“ I hope you don't have any food allergy ? ” Gomez asked .

I laughed because I found it funny and said no I don't .

His phone began to vibrate on the table. As soon as he looked at the screen, he hissed and hung up .

“ My stupid brothers ... I was talking to them while I was at your house too, right before I saw you. ”

“ Oh you spoke in Spanish, so I didn't really get what you said. ”

“Oh, I said ,¿Pueden dejarme en paz? Meaning could you guys leave me alone? ”

“ I see ”

he chuckled .

“ They're teasing me because this is the first time I'm going on a date. ”

“ You're lying ” I unconsciously blurted out, which led him to laugh and hence, I began to laugh as well, even though I felt awkward .

“ What makes you think I'm lying ? ”

“ I don't know , you just don't seem like you've never been on a date before sounds absurd. ”

“ Well, I know what you mean ...”

waiters interrupted our conversation when they brought our food . As soon as they left, we began to eat .

“ Okay... how many girls have you seen me actually hang out with ? ”

Then I actually had to think about coming to the realization that the only girl I'd seen him talk to for more than five minutes was me and, technically, I didn't see it ....

“ I don't know ”

“ Okay, tell me one girl, at least one girl I've dated ”

“ uhmm I actually haven't heard about you dating anyone before ”

“ You see, and you're the first one people have seen me with ... and its weird to everyone I guess , even Simon was asking me weird questions about you. ”

“ uhmm did he tell you anything about me ? ”

I felt embarrassed , completely ruined . I don't know what I'm going to say if Simon told him there was something between us. I'd just lie . I'd just completely deny it.

“ What about him liking you ? ... no No, it's obvious he likes you and is jealous but won't admit it because of Rebecca ” while he said the name Rebecca he rolled his eyes . He looked so funny I couldn't help myself but laugh .

“ what's up with the " Rebecca " reaction ? ”

“ She tried to kiss me the other day. ”

“ Oh wow , why didn't you ? She's really pretty, you know. ”

“ I'd hate to be the reason why Simon and her would break up , plus she uses way too much make-up and I don't want stains on my clothes ... don't tell anyone though ... ” he leaned closer to me, looked left and right, then whispered “ I think she's a witch , I don't like witches ”

I began to laugh hysterically and when I noticed people were looking at us, I immediately went quiet and kept my hand on my mouth . When I turned to look at Gomez, I saw he was doing the exact same thing, which led to both of us laughing .

Then he mentioned , while he was laughing.

“ I like the way you laugh. ”

“ Of course you do. ”

“ I can literally breathe in your sarcasm ”

“ hahhh ”

We had a series of conversations, mainly small talk . Like our favorite color . Mine was purple without a doubt and he surprised me by saying green . It reminded me of my mum . She loves green .

“ Do you want dessert ? .... of course you do ”

“ uhmm just cake yh ” I responded

He signaled a waiter to come in our direction, ordered the desserts and asked for another cake in a take away .

“ So how many kids are there in your family ? ” I asked him.

“ Well, we're five; first born Nikolas , second Mateo , third Jose , fourth Luis and well, I'm the last ... I know all boys, right ? ”

“ Yeah, your mum must have gone through a lot raising you guys. ”

“ Nah, we got a lot of nannies ... she didn't really stress or bother herself with any of us , even me. ”

“ Wow , that's weird. ”

“ Yep, anyways, it's just you and Jennifer, right ? ”

“ yeah it is ”

“ cool ”

“ yep ”

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The waiter brought our dessert . And like when they brought the main dish, we immediately began to eat.

I was almost done with mine when I noticed Gomez looking at me and tapping his index finger from his left hand on the table . As soon as he saw me looking at what he was doing , he got weird and the energy around us became a little bit awkward. Then Gomez broke the silence and said .

“ I really like you ”

and of course my heart stopped . I took a deep breath and said

“ I like you ” he began smiling really hard .

“ And I feel really weird around you , and your the first girl I'm going on a date with and I would really like to get to know you better and, probably if you want , we could become more than friends . ”

“ I'd really like that ” I rushed to say.

“ I feel really tensed ”

“ That's weird but adorable. ”

This felt so nice. The feeling was weird . I could feel my insides coil .

He held my hand , leaned forward and kissed my forehead . Seemed strange but still flattering . And well, of course, I couldn't control the smile on my face .

“ You're beautiful Jessica. ”

I mean I was blushing so hard my face turned red until I began to think of how creepy it was for him to think I'm beautiful when I have a sister who is literally identical to me . I slowly convinced myself it was a lie. I can't be that gullible .

The waiter came with our bill and the takeaway . Gomez gave him his credit card, paid and afterwards we got up to leave .

The ride back home felt nice . The air was cool . He asked me who my favorite musician was. I didn't want to come off as regular by saying The Weeknd so I said Michael Jackson .

“ Michael Jackson !?” he asked with full shock.

“ Yes Michael Jackson , I love old school music ”

“ That's very weird , I like it ” .

“ What Michael Jackson song would you like me to play for you ? ”

“ uhmm DON'T STOP TILL YOU GET ENOUGH ”

“ cool , at least I know that one so I can sing along ” .

Gomez seemed so interesting . He spoke honestly like he said exactly what he was thinking . He didn't know how to sing at all, but was so comfortable singing no matter how weird he sounded like right now . He was literally biting his tongue and saying blah , blah , blah, and he didn't know the lyrics . He just spent his time making me laugh .

“ How come you have an accent ?”

“ So that's what is going through your head. ”

“ I mean you were born here and you schooled here all your life, so how do you have one ? ”

“ I only speak Spanish with my mum and she doesn't want to speak English with us ... I don't know how to explain it, but the more I speak it the more it just stays, even if it's a minute per day ” .

“ She can't speak English ? ”

“ No she can , just not with the family. ”

“ Wait, so she speaks English with people, but with your family she speaks Spanish ? ”

“ Exactly , she says she doesn't want us to forget where we come from. ”

“ huh cool ”

“ Why'd you ask ? If you don't like the way I talk, I can change it for you though ” he said while laughing.

“ haha nah I asked out of curiosity ”

“ ARE YOU SURE MY LADY ” he said, with an absolutely perfect British accent .

“ Gomez, I love the way you talk ,okay ? ” I said while laughing .

“ Okay ,Mi señora”

I was having such a good time with Gomez I actually forgot how shy I was meant to be .

“ Okay, we're here ”. The ride back home strangely felt shorter . He came to open the car door for me againnnn , walked me to the front door of my house and gave me the take away .

“ It's for your sister. ”

“ Oh wow , she's going to really like it , thank you. ”

“ You're welcome. ”

“ yeah ”

We stood there for like 5 seconds in silence before he leaned forward and gave me a light kiss on my cheek . I started laughing . And I could tell it made him feel uncomfortable, so I stood on my toes , rubbed my nose on his . He seemed a little confused and held my hands .

“ What are you doing ? ” he asked while he started laughing with me .

“ Don't make it more weird, okay ” I said .

“ okay ”

I let go of his hands and grabbed his blazer to pull him closer . We both closed our eyes and I could hear him breathing as I rubbed my nose on his again . I could tell he felt tense because he put his hands on my waist and immediately let out a sigh . I could feel butterflies in my belly and my lips got watery for him, but I didn't like kissing guys without creating a physical connection and feeling comfortable enough . So I kissed his neck .

“ Why are you teasing me ? ” he said.

I could feel my cheeks turn red .

He gave me a light kiss on my forehead and right after, I felt his lips on mine . His lips were rightly proportioned . The lower lip is bigger than the upper, and he knew exactly what to do with that tongue!!!!!

“ uhm was that good ... I mean did you like it ? ” He asked, sounding absolutely ridiculous to me.

“ Of course I did. Why won't I ? ”

“ because that's my first time kissing anyone ” he said and smiled .

“ shut up ” but the look on his face made it obvious he wasn't joking. “ Oh, you're serious ? ”

“ Yeah I am and it was great. Could I have another ? ”

“ sure ” I said while giggling as he held my waist, pulling me closer to him as he kissed me .

The kiss was better this time . It seemed like he was more comfortable . Deeper

I was so lost in his arms . I could feel his hands slowly going down my waist . He moved his hands back up and I protested “ don't stop ”

“ We have got time , plus I don't think we should makeout in front of your house. ”

“ True, my dad might see us. ”

“ plus I don't want to seem like some horny perv on our first date ”

Then he kissed my lips . It was tongueless but sweet .

“ You have soft lips. ”

“ thank you ”

“ I could get used to this kissing thing. ”

“ I thought you said something about Rebecca kissing you ”

I just had to ruin the moment with my big mouth . But he started laughing.

“ Eww , I said she tried to kiss me "

“ Oh yes you did. ”

“ Yeah, that would have been unhygienic. ”

Then we both began to laugh.

“ Shh ! Good night Gomez ”

“Buenas noches mi señora” ( Goodnight my lady ) .

Then he kissed my forehead again and walked to his car .“ I think I could get used to your forehead kisses ” I said to myself . He turned around , looked at me and did a little dance right before he went into his car . While he entered his car, I was left with a huge smile on my face when entering my house .

“ Give it to me ! ”

“ Jenny!”

“ What ? I heard him say it was for me ” .

“ Why would you do that ? You scared the sh*t outta me , and yes it's yours ”

She immediately collected the cake and started eating it .

“ ahhhh” she sighed “ where did he get this cake? ”

“ paradise ”

“ You're a clown. ”

“ No, that's actually the name of the restaurant ... check the pack ”

“ huh it says paradis ”

“ Yeah, it's French for paradise. ”

“ Wait, isn't it that really fancy restaurant ?”

“ Yes it is. ”

“ oouuhhh ”

“ I know right. ”

“ you should date him , I really like cake ... I mean him ”she yelled out with her mouth full of food.

“ Of course you do ” I said sarcastically while rolling my eyes at her.