I was still dangling in his arms like some reluctant anime bride when the Demon Lord stepped through a pair of massive obsidian doors. We entered what I assumed was his throne room, although it looked more like Dracula’s man cave—minus the beanbags.
He dropped me onto a velvet couch with zero warning. Rude.
“Okay,” I snapped. “Start talking. Why the hell did you kidnap me from my delicious, peaceful noodle-eating life?!”
He gave me a long look. “Because you are the chosen one.”
“Oh wow. That clears everything up. Thanks, Voldemort.”
He ignored the sarcasm. “A thousand years ago, a prophecy was written in blood and sealed by moonlight. It spoke of a soul from another world—one full of chaotic energy, sarcasm, and... unmatched survival instincts.”
I blinked. “So basically, you summoned a sassy gremlin?”
He nodded. “Precisely.”
“What kind of prophecy uses sarcasm as a recruitment criterion?!”
He walked to a huge stained-glass window depicting a war. “This realm is dying. The light kingdoms have turned their backs on balance. The demon realm has been left to rot. Corruption spreads, magic fades, and... our world will collapse in under a year.”
“Okay, sure, end of the world stuff. But why do you need a bride?”
He turned back, expression unreadable. “Because only through a soul-bonded union with the prophesied vessel can we restore the Heartstone of Ahn’Torath—the source of life magic.”
“Let me guess. That’s me?”
He nodded.
“Cool. Totally normal. One minute I’m a dude eating instant noodles. Next minute, I have boobs and a fantasy marriage license.”
He crossed his arms. “You were always the vessel. Your transformation was… part of the alignment.”
“Excuse me?! There was no consent form for the gender-bending!”
He smirked. “You wouldn’t have signed it anyway.”
“I WOULD’VE AT LEAST ASKED ABOUT THE CUP SIZE!”
The silver moon hung high, as cold as the Demon King's eyes when he’d declared, “From now on, you are my wife.”
She couldn’t sleep. Of course not. Who could, after being forced to marry a demon lord, dressed in a nightgown that looked like a potato sack, and thrown into a palace crawling with suspicious beings?
“I have to escape.” she whispered, cracking open the large window in her chamber. Below was a long corridor leading to the pitch-black rear gardens.
She had barely stepped out when—
— “Going somewhere, my lady?”
A voice behind her purred—sweet, but sharp enough to flay nerves.
She spun around. Sserina stood at the door. From the waist up, she looked like a stunning woman. But from the waist down... she was pure serpent: a long, gleaming tail coiled silently on the marble floor. On her back were three pairs of arms—six delicate, deadly hands, each holding something strange: a bronze mirror, an oil lamp, a black pearl rosary, a silver needle, a leather whip, and a glass knife.
Sserina’s golden eyes gleamed like a cat’s in the dark.
— “Uh… just taking a walk. To clear my head,” she said, forcing her stupidest smile.
Sserina tilted her head, lips curling.
— “The rear garden is not where a royal bride should wander. Especially not at this hour. You might… see things you shouldn’t.”
She gulped.
— “Then maybe I’ll just—”
— “But if you truly wish to explore,” Sserina slithered a step closer, six hands twitching ominously, “I’ll gladly show you. Just… don’t cry when you regret it.”
This isn’t a maid. This is a boss battle disguised as housekeeping.
Her smile twitched.
— “On second thought, could you tell me where the restroom is?”
Sserina blinked all six eyelids—two per eye.
She blinked back.
Three seconds of awkward silence.
Then she pointed in the opposite direction with sudden drama:
— “Wait—what’s that outside the other window?!”
Sserina instinctively glanced. In that instant, the girl ninja-sprinted down the opposite hallway, vanishing into the shadows.
After circling through three corridors, she finally stopped to breathe. Heart pounding. Sweat dripping.
— “I just outsmarted a six-armed snake demon maid. Someone give me a medal…”
Then she froze.
At the bottom of the stone staircase, in the dark courtyard behind the palace… something glowed.
Black fire. Not light—living flame, pulsing in and out of the shadows.
A tall figure stood at its center, gripping a black sword. Darkness coiled around him like serpents born from smoke.
Kaelvar.
Eyes closed, he whispered in some ancient tongue. The air distorted around him. The ground cracked under his feet.
Suddenly, he raised a hand.
A black vortex ripped open in the air—like a gateway, but inside was only swirling void, crackling red lightning, and distant screams.
— “Spatial Rift…” she whispered.
But he wasn’t done.
With his other hand, he summoned a ball of black flame, spinning like a dark comet in his palm. He hurled it into the rift. The explosion that followed sucked the light from the very courtyard.
She stumbled back, collapsing from shock.
Then—he turned.
Crimson eyes burned through the darkness.
— “Come out.”