“I like old school rom-coms, and I tolerated raunchy comedies because that’s what you enjoyed.”
“What’s her favorite food?”
“That’s easy. Pasta,” Harrison says.
“Be more specific.”
“Well, it’s clearly not spaghetti because she hasn’t killed you, yet.”
“Her grandmother’s homemade macaroni and cheese. It’s her comfort food, and the fact that she hasn’t made this for you yet speaks volumes. The negative vibes, they’re strong here, man. You two are never going to last.”
“Josh,” I chide.
“First concert?” he continues.
“This is ridiculous!” I say.
“OneRepublic,” Josh answers. “I know because I took her. She has a crush on Bono. I took her to see him, too. Her favorite color is purple, but not just any purple. Lilac.”
“Josh. That’s enough.”
“She loves flowers,” he continues.
“Obviousl
