MR PARKER

FIVE

Travis

For the past ten years I have been working for a huge accounting firm I have always enjoyed my job but for the past couple of years I just wanted to retire be a stay at home Dad after finding out my wife couldn't have anymore kids we were heart broken.

The last miscarriage was hard on our marriage that was a year ago our s*x life has been on hiatus mode but I want to get back to how things were between my wife and I.

Carter my best friend walks in with a coffee in his hand " Parker " Morning ,Thank you I need this I didn't sleep well last night " Why you and Kate still not.." he makes a suggestion with his hands of people f*****g ,I hit him with a pen he's an i***t he laughs " yeah i guess she's still not giving it up , that's why I never married " Marriage is a beautiful thing " Yeah but it also needs s*x " is s*x everything to you" yes look at you ,you not even shaving you look more of a nerd than you did at collage "

I sigh because he's right in truth Kate and I have been drifting a part " Should we go on a holiday maybe " yeah maybe that will help ,I mean you two are crazy about each other " then last night comes back to me of what that little vixen was doing to me I was so hard I f****d my hand three times in one night. She knew what she was doing to me or I must have imagined the whole thing she's a sweet girl.

"You spaced out a minute there " should I tell him I adjust my tie " let's say hypothetical a woman accidentally flashed their privates to you , someone younger " wait ,wait let's go back what do you mean flash ,a woman can never flash her p***y accidentally " she had no panties on then opened her legs for me " so this happened?" Hypothetical!! " I snapped at him.

",In twenty years I have never even looked at another woman yet alone a younger woman " he Wiggles his brows like a damn teenager if I could I will pour this hot coffee on him ," so this young girl hypothetical is someone we both know ?" Maybe " she works here " I glare at him "hypothetical "Oh no ," how young is this person ,ten years younger ?"my face remain stoic " fifteen years younger ?".

Still nothing he stands up walking so close to me invading my personal space" twenty years younger ?" I sip my coffee looking anywhere but his face " you lucky busted is it the girl next door? " what you pervet she's my daughter's best friend " I push him in the chest " I love Kaylee I absolutely do but the girl next door and Kaylee are in a different hot scale " I glare at him "hypothetical they the same age but the girl next door has a body of a porn star and is always wearing short skirts giving you the f**k me eyes I thought by now you would have realised her crush " she doesn't have a crush on me ".

He shakes his head walking to the door " oh man then you more dumber than I thought ,she's always say yes Mr Parker , please Mr Parker harder Mr Parker"then the fucker closes the door laughing when I smash the coffee mug behind him.