Yes, daddy

Episode 3

So now the main part me and my best friend had planned that we’d ask 1–2 of our hot friends to flirt with him and they did. One of them said You look so good

And guys just guess what he replied He said okay without even smiling, in a rude way

And in my mind, that song line was playing:

A man, a man, a man…

Guys, I guess he's the one

And now he’s talking to me in a baby voice like wtf maybe he’s not a playboy after all? Time to fully investigate...

And when that girl tried to touch him, he literally said I don’t like random people touching me and moved her hand away.

Like what the f guys I think I just found my future husband

Again in my mind:

A man, a man, a man

A little while later he said he had to leave for something important, and then he asked me if I wanted him to drop me somewhere

Without thinking I said yes I needed to somehow find out his office address.

So now it’s just the two of us in the car

And guys, he even looks sexy while driving… like seriously wtf…

Then he says Tell me where to drop you

I gave him my home address and asked By the way how far is your office from here?

And he told me the address.

My inner thoughts:

(You’re trapped now babyy I’m going to set up your whole fielding now I’m going to stalk you IRL you think you’re smart by keeping your account private? Just wait and watch…)

Then he drops me off outside my house and just leaves like what the hell?

He didn’t even stop the car for a second to look back at me or ask anything

He’s not romantic at all I don’t know whether he’s the problem or I’m just living in delusion

Author’s note:

(I’ve never seen anyone more delusional than me… because my real life is already a mess, that’s probably why I stay in delulu mode. Just trying to protect my mental health.)

And then the next morning…

I get ready for my mission

Btw guys I usually wake up in the afternoon and today look at me up in the morning just because of a man

What do I even do... men are like that only you can’t live with them and you can’t live without them

So annoying

Anyway I get ready and wear a cap.God forbid he sees me my self respect will be ruined He’ll think I’m so jobless like I have nothing better to do

To tell the truth I don’t even study I’m not really good at doing any work either

Author’s note:

(Guys, this writer sees no future in education and definitely not in being a housewife either.)

So then I went to stalk my favorite man…

I go to his office first just to check if there are any girls around him and if there are how he behaves with them

Guys, from what I saw some stupid annoying girl was going up to him with the dumbest reasons

And now I can't just stay there without a reason what if someone says something? Or worse what if he sees me? That would be the end of me

I need to find out his home address or get access to his phone or laptop so I can get his social media passwords

So I waited outside his office all day

Then, when he went home I quietly followed his car and now finally I know where he lives

Guys I’m sure by now you’ve figured out from this story that I’ve become completely obsessed with this guy

Like seriously what the hell God clearly has no mercy on me everything bad always happens to me Like what kind of messed up luck have I been born with?

So yeah he did see me but come on I was literally hiding behind a tree while watching him and somehow he saw me from his window and even came outside and said, Stop acting I already saw you

So I asked him How??

And he said, When I came home there was a car behind me that was following me now I realize that was your car

Then he says Aren’t you ashamed of stalking someone?

I said, Eww, have you even seen your own face? Why would I stalk you? My friend was coming here I had no idea this was your house so please chill and

now you’ve shown me your face first thing in the morning great my whole day is ruined thanks for spoiling my mood

Author’s Note:

(As you can probably tell a girl in love can roast the guy she likes even if she’s completely obsessed with him so if your girlfriend ever abuses you or hits you just know she’s probably a little dominating that’s all 😘)

Anyway, guys after that much humiliation I fake called someone and got out of there

But one thing I noticed despite everything I said to him he didn’t say a single thing back He just said My bad and walked away

Like, what a gentleman anyone else would've started a whole argument right there and then

And the next morning…