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A couple hours after settling into the captain’s gyro chair on the bridge, the Earthling felt the first pains in his lower abdomen. He didn’t pay much attention and took for granted it was normal digestive gases. After all, he did some heavy-duty partying on Ziptowtheon the night before. God only knew what liquids and foods he put into his body during the festivities. The last thing he remembered before passing out was the free-for-all debauchery enjoyed by every party-goer. He was sure the parties he and his buddies held were every bit as wicked and fun as the ones Caligula sponsored in ancient Rome. Plus, staying intoxicated helped him forget Beth.
Over the next two hours, the pains increased and moved from his lower abdomen into his entire stomach and chest. Soon his back ached lik
