I went into the bathroom, examined my No. 3. The gel was congealing. I considered a fast shampoo but thought “Screw it.” When I came back Ann had left the book aside, said, “That is so sad.” “Does it clarify anything?” “I don’t know.” I didn’t want to get into this so said, “Let’s get to that party.” “Shouldn’t we bring something?” “Isn’t there a bottle of wine left?” “Oh. Right.” We went up the stairs in an awkward silence. At Linda’s door, we could hear music. Sounded like James Taylor. Jeez, what a bad omen. Knocked. Linda answered. She was dressed in a long flowing sheath. I said, “I brought a friend.” Linda hesitated for just a second, then, “Lovely. Do come in.” We did. Everyone was dressed to the nines. The women in long dresses, the guys in suits. We looked like the hire

