Tricks of the Trade
A/N: Please don't be offended oxox I know everything about love. girlfriends? Those are nothing to me. I breeze by a couple of them a month. You just need to know the girl, what she likes, what she hates, and you can do whatever you want with her. Me? I just breeze over them. those little playthings that I really don't need. I just want to show others I'm the boss. Who doesn't? I want to show everyone that I am the master of love. I know all the tricks of the trade. I can show you how I get them. My first ever date was with a girl named Sally. She was sweet, but she was also the one that made me realize that love was just something that I could play with. I bought generic roses. I booked us a fancy restaurant. We watched a movie, then I took her there. We ate, I complimented her. When we
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