12 Online Troubles ‘I thought I brought you up not to be envious of other people,’ Valerie said, leaning over Lucy’s shoulder and peering at the pictures Lucy was flicking through on her smartphone. ‘You should be happy with who you are. You don’t need to waste time ogling models on the internet.’ ‘I’m not ogling. This is that woman we met in the pub last night. Well, I met; you were … um, sleeping in the toilet.’ Valerie gave her a sharp look over the top of her spectacles. ‘I was just tired from the journey.’ ‘Well, anyway, I met her this morning up the street when I went to buy breakfast. Look at that: she has two million followers.’ ‘Is that a lot?’ ‘I’d say so.’ ‘Well, you know that probably only half of those people liked her because they have any interest in her, and half of

