Chapter Two. WELL, “fell off” was the wrong explanation. It disappeared. Literally. One moment it was there looking sad and sorry for itself, then Harry was suddenly screaming, as if I’d cut his leg off. And when I approached the bed, his d**k was just... gone. His hairy balls were still there, hanging low and limp. But where his d**k should have been was smooth flesh, as if someone had shaved his pubic hair and revealed the soft skin beneath. It was the weirdest thing I’d ever seen and I may have screamed a while myself. Then I had to pull myself together, because Harry would just not shut up. Neither of us knew what had happened, and part of my brain just shut down with all the drama. It was something out of a sci-fi movie. I called the ambulance because Harry screamed at me to, and

