twelve
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"If you made me hoe up for the park, Maddie, I'll kill you."
"Oh, relax. We're not going to the park."
"Then where are we going?"
"Stop fishing, I'm not going to tell you and if you take off that blindfold— I don't give a f**k about the fact that you could kick my ass all the way back to the castle— I will break your fingers."
"Aww, what a beautiful friendship we have, threats and all," I say sarcastically, dropping my hands from my blindfold. We've been driving for God-knows how long and my anxiety is on the rise. I hate surprises. Maddie insisted that we have a girl's night to celebrate me adv
