I laugh. I mean that's the only reaction you can have if you think someone is joking. Surely, he can't be serious about thinking of killing his brother?
He gives me a deadpan look.
"You are not serious, are you?"
"Serious as a heart attack."
"What?"
"I told you. I am done with him and his antics. There is only so much I can take. I can't wait for him to hurt Cathy to be able to kill him."
"Are you even listening to yourself?" I ask him incredulously.
"You will be f*****g incarcerated, to say the least! What's gonna happen to us then?"
He just gives me a pointed look.
"Are you done with us? Is this how you're trying to commit suicide?"
"Are you mad? What are you even saying?!" he tells me.
"I am mad? I AM MAD?! YOU'VE f*****g GONE BLOODY BONKERS! YOU STUPID, ANNOYING, IMPULSIVE
