Stupid Eliphaz
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"Girls, I know ya love pulling pranks and making an awf-, um I mean, wonderful entrance, but please refrain from doing it in my class, because soon enough others will start. And I bet ya, we don't want to wreck this beautiful oak wood door, or burst someone's earbuds out, now do we." Mr Burns says, trying to fight down the smile. To others, this would sound like a talk down from a teacher, but if you were here right now, you would very easily hear the sarcasm in his voice.
"Yes, Mr Burns, won't happen again!" We say together as one as sweetly as we can, like were are three identical twin dolls waiting for you to bring down your walls before we strike. Creepy right?
After our little friendly talk with our fav teacher, it was back to him talking about the notices and us not paying any attention. Just like a normal school life for three teenage girls.
"Do you guys hear that?" I ask after a conversation about with NRL team is better. It is definitely the Storm, even though I have never lived in or anywhere near Melbourne. They are just nice people, but I can't believe Billy Slaughter is leaving. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
But we still have Cameron Smith, that's good.
"Here what?" Char asks, bring me out of my thoughts to see her sitting straight, trying to find the source of her friends' attention, but coming up empty-handed.
"Yeah, Soph, I can't hear anything, are you sure you're not going crazy. " Em said, glancing over at me just in time to see me roll my eyes.
"I'm not going crazy, Em. I can't, because I'm already way past crazy. Craziness was down here." I say, holding out my hand, to a little just above my right toe. "And I'm up here." I finish off, pointing out my hand, where'd my head is. In turn to slap myself before I realized, making the other to laugh.
"And to answer your question Char, I was talking about the quietness of my life, very plain I know. The jokes sound so much lamer when you have to say its meaning." I finish, in turn getting glares from the other two. But if you knew us well, you would all know we can't keep a straight face. So after about three seconds, we all start cracking up. Yep, don't ever get us to play, try not to laugh because I can tell you now. We would fai---
BANG!
There goes the door, I thought. And Mr Burns said it was a beautiful oak wood too, how dare this person come and wreck it. I scoff. Char and Em look at me, as well as most of the whole class who exists of werewolves, because the other humans probably couldn't hear it.
I'm about to say, stop staring at me, I know I'm gorgeous and all, but you guys never looked at me then, so but out of my business now and get a life. Yeah, I was this close to saying that. But I realised that when I spoke of the oak wood, I actually said that out loud. Oops. Not.
"Sorry we're late, sir. We were busy and didn't watch the time. " A deep husky voice brought me out of my thoughts. Looking up there, had a nice fine body, shaped like a boy version of Aphrodite. With the tight, short sleeve, black shirt, you could definitely tell he had an eight pack and defined broad shoulders. He wore black skinny jeans, that hung low on his hips and hugged his legs. Ahh, now we're talking universe. Giving me a hunky chop of meat.
Glancing up at the boy's forest green eyes, and dusty brown hair, that I just want to run my fingers through. I come to a realization of who this is. Ugh, why does he have to be in Mr Burns class? Now I hate this class. With a whimper, I brake our eye contact and look away. And as soon as I do, it's like his soul was sucked back into him, and he could walk again. But as he was walking into the classroom, I notice one of the sluts run off and hang off his arm. gross, and I thought he was cute.
I turn back to the girls, with a finger in my mouth, to show them fake vomiting.
"You're in my seat, princess." His voice breaks me away from our laughing. He glares at the girls because he probably heard what we were talking about. Before glancing at me, and his eyes softening immediately.
This fool, he thinks he can look at them like that, but speak all Rosie dosie to me. Just who does he think he is. Glazing around, I see there are no humans in the class before releasing.
"Huh, sorry were you talking to me. Maybe next time you could speak a little louder instead of mumbling, but I think that's too hard for you. So trying practising when you get home. Well, that is if you have one, I mean. Don't worry, not everyone has to be spoilt rotten like a jackass of a kid. Oops, that was mean of me, sorry Alpha Liam" I finish off with sarcasm, before turning back around to look at the girls and leave the sight of an open mouth kid.
With a baby's huff, he turns around and sits 4 tables next to me away. With the little slut, hanging off his arm and shooting me a dirty look every once in a while.
"So I guess you met Alpha Liam and Fiona, huh?" Em says, looking at me before glaring back at him, but lovingly to the guy next to him. Oh, wait, what. I must have been to busy paying attention to 'Alpha' Liam, to notice the other two with him.
Ahh and I think one of them is her mate, but how he has the brown haired slut in his arms sucking his face off, I guess he rejected her. I HATE him. Yes I know, I don't know him well and dislike using that word but, I HATE him. She never deserved this, He's a sick bastard. Anyone and I mean Anyone that hurts these two girls, I HATE. And everyone I HATE, I get revenge too. So look out, pup, you don't know who you just messed with.
I know I have only known these two girls for what, two days. But I have already grown close to them and I don't know If that is a good thing. Because it will be harder for me to move away. But eh who cares, I can dill with that later on.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me,
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed,
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb,
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming,
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running,
Didn't make sense not to live for fun,
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb,
So much to do, so much to see,
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow.
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mould.
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored.
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mould.
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars.
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow.
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mould.
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mould
And yes, there goes the bell. Umm, let me guess, it sounds like a Shrek sound. Is it Stay Home. No, no. it wouldn't be that. Maybe Best Years Of Our Lives. No, definitely not. Oh, I know.
It's All-Stars.
How could I forget? This song is the best meme.
- Writer
