“I’m not very good at that.”
“You’re going to have to be.”
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First thing is first. I have to learn a few things about Tomas Iron. I know the basics: height, weight, hair color, and age, because of rugby. But I need to learn more details about the man. Much more. I scavenge the internet for help: f*******:, i********:, and Tumblr. The guy is a freak about social media and shouldn’t list everything that happens in his life. If I don’t know any better I’d say he’s a high school girl; this is how much social s**t he has online. His birthday is May 2. He has three older brothers: James, Jeremy, and Jerome. His parents (Tina and Tim) own a seven-acre farm in Turtlebank and raise miniature goats. Tomas Iron attended West End High School and played the trombone, rugby, and was crowned the
