17 Three-Way I sat down next to Alexei and rested my handbag on his bed. Okay, what was the drill? How did this go? “Hey,” I said to Alexei. “Hey,” he said. There was an awkward silence. Muchos, muchos awkward silence. I reached out a tentative hand to touch his thigh, then withdrew it. “Do you want me to talk you through it?” Philippe asked. “Of course not,” I whispered, forgetting Alexei was sat there. “Who are you talking to?” “Sorry,” I said. “Sometimes I get this really annoying voice in my head, you know?” “No,” Alexei said. “You’re a bit weird, to be honest.” “Yeah,” I said. “So, do you wanna—” “Wanna what?” he asked. “You know …” I made a hole with one hand and poked the index finger of the other hand in and out of it. I threw in a wink in case it wasn’t obvious enough

