The Kissing Booth A New Chapter

THE GAMES PART 2

I woke up, took a quick shower, got dressed, and sat in Noah's desk chair.  I didn't even realize Noah was awake and already done with his morning routine until I felt him lift me and put me in his lap.  "Hey, I want a front-row seat as well."  I giggled looked at my watch and started timing Lee's entrance.  I looked up at Noah, "3...2...1."  "What seriously Shelly f*****g purple?"  He came storming in, and I took a picture and almost fell off of Noah's lap looking at his beat red face and purple hair.  I laughed as he stomped out of the room and I heard June "oh, son I still can't believe you set yourself up for this too bad you didn't grow up in the 80's no social media."  I started dying as I accessed the camera in his room and the one in the hall getting capturing the pics I wanted from the video and put them up online with the caption "look how cute a red-purple twin."  Of course, our friends were waiting, and Tuppen responded instantly, "think you have learned to check your shampoo after smelling like Evans's shampoo for a week."  The comments were just as funny as the picture I couldn't stop laughing.  Lee was not amused; he glared at me "should have known you were up to something when you stayed here instead of your house Shells where you can be gross."  I just laughed and walked away three down. 

I started making flyers of Lee in his speedo with his number saying for a fun night, please call stud muffin between 5 pm and 1 Am and talk dirty to me if I like what you say I will go out with you. After printing our about fifty I took off to the arcade and gave them out to random girls and some guys and even pinned some up around the arcade.  I made it home in time for dinner, which coincidentally starts at 5 pm.  I looked at Noah and grinned leaning over; he whispered: "what did you do?"  I learned in whispering "flyers."  He shook his head just as Lee's phone rang and the rule is if you have your phone on at the dinner table you have to answer it on speaker. 

Unknown:  Hello there stud-muffin 

came a male voice over the phone Noah and I almost started laughing right then and there. 

Lee:  Excuse me do I know you 

Unknown:  You can call me hot stuff 

Lee:  What? 

Hot stuff:  No but I would love to feel your rock hard c**k ram me in the ass while you grip my c**k stroking it babe. 

The look on our parent's faces was priceless, and Noah and I were trying so hard not to fall laughing thankfully Brad was spending the night at a friends house, so he wasn't here for that comment. 

Lee:  What the f**k dude I am straight. 

Hot stuff:  Please don't tease me that picture of you is sooo hot.  I want to run my tongue along your chest and nip your n*****s. 

It was hard for me to continue recording, trying so desperately not to laugh.  When Lee yelled before hanging up, "dude, I don't know who you are, but sorry, I am straight and am not interested in going that way."  Before he could even shut off his phone, it rang again.  He looked at his parents, "you know the rules." 

Lee:  ahhh...Hello 

Unknown:  Hi stud muffin my name is Angela, what are you wearing? 

Lee:  Uhm Jeans and my MIT hoodie. 

Angela:  wow stud muffin what type of underwear are you wearing 

Lee:  why do you want to know 

Angela:  I want a good time stud muffin but can I call you daddy 

Lee:  What do you mean and I guess 

Angela:  Why don't you come over and I can suck you dry, and you can slam your rock hard c**k into me while I scream out yes, daddy. 

The rents look at me and shake their heads, and that is when Lee realizes what is going on and glares at me, "you are so not funny Shelly." 

Eventually, the first guy calls back 

Hot stuff:  Studmuffin I need you 

Lee:  dude get it through your head I am straight 

Hot Stuff:  but maybe I can change that 

Lee grounded and hung up, and the phone rang yet again 

Lee:  Hello, I don't know how you got this number, but please lose it. 

Unknown:  OH, but your picture turned me on stud muffin call me Author since I know how to wield and take care of your Excalibur 

Lee:  Ok dude I am straight 

Author:  I will first grab you and press my lips to your mouth and kiss my way down before I reach into your pants and grab... 

Lee: I don't want to know what you want to do you sick f**k I am straight knock it off. 

All of a sudden the guy on the phone or should I say guys on the phone start laughing 

guys:  good one Evans we just had to call Lee and tease him 

I started laughing when I realized it was Tuppen, Duncan, and Sean. 

Me:  thanks guys we need to turn off the phone it is dinner time here oh can you get the rest of the flyers down from the arcade. 

Guys:  Oh, we already got them all we thought the three of us could have more fun than a random stranger. 

We all said our goodbyes and Lee quickly shut off his phone.  "how long Shelly."  "Till one"  I couldn't help but chuckle as we all ate and our parents were trying so hard not to laugh at Lee's discomfort that he received calls from guys as well.  After dinner, I posted the video to YouTube and added the link to all the social media sights with marking it as adult content.  The comment from the video where hilarious, especially the one, concerns the guy's call.  The next day Lee told me he had over fifty calls with some very explicit voicemails.  He had to finally change his voicemail telling them he is not stud muffin and that it was a prank to please stop calling oh and that he was straight and he hoped they found that special someone.  Since Lee was ignoring me, I made the onion candy apples.

I had made candy apples but hid them and left out three of the onion candy apples so he wouldn't be suspicious and Noah and I were sitting there eating the candy apples when Lee walked in.  I had set up another hidden camera and had it recording when Lee walked in and searched yeah candy apples he grabbed one and took a big bite out of it and screeched  spitting it out and glaring at me.  "not funny twin that was disgusting is that onion."  I laughed, "Yep, but the real ones are in the fridge."  Mathew walked in and yelled, "oh, candy apples."  He looked at me, Noah and Lee and grinned, "where are the real candy apples?"  I laughed, "man only if your son was that smart the fridge."  Mathew laughed reached in grabbed one, handed it to Lee before grabbing himself one.  Lee glared at his dad and made him switch before taking a bite.  That made it even funnier that he didn't trust his dad not to be in on the pranks.  I started dancing and singing around the house, "the prank queen lives."  I posted the new pics online with the caption "a dessert that will make you cry."   

I sat back and let a couple of days go by just watching Lee jump and question everything he did that was just as much fun watching as actually pranking him.  I had already set up the can of shrimp musk with his body spray wrapper and was waiting for the right moment.  I was even staying at my house with Noah to lull him into a sense of security.  Now I wasn't only planning my next move and enjoying Lee's unease, but I was also enjoying playing house with Noah at my dad's.  I would wake up in the morning and make us breakfast just for the two of us, and we would discuss our future.  The best morning was when I woke up to the smell of blueberry pancakes, eggs, bacon, sausage, and toast.   I grinned stretched took a quick shower pulled on Noah's favorite sundress and headed downstairs.  When I walked in, he had just finished setting the table and pulled out my chair for me and pushed it in before sitting down across from me.  We started eating breakfast, and I couldn't help but love the look on his face as he looked around.  "You know I have been imagining and dreaming that this was our life, Shelly.  Us taking turns cooking breakfast for each other waking up in each other's arms and falling asleep that way.  This is what I am going to school for this is why I fought so hard to get you back.  I know you're not ready and hell I don't think I am right now but I do dream someday of us having children what about you."  I grin at him, "I dream about our children as well Noah I would like at least two maybe more if we can afford them comfortably."  "Yes."  He grinned at me while staring at me when I stood up and took my plate to the sink and started washing dishes.  I could feel his eyes bore into the back of my head, so I turned around looking at him, raising an eyebrow "what Noah?"  "Just imagining you getting round and full with our first child." I giggled, "ok come on; let's finish clean up and let me set up the last prank, maybe."  "I thought you were done."  "Nope, I was lulling him into a sense of peace."  We finished up at my dads and headed to the Flynn’s. 

Since I saw Lee in the pool, I ran upstairs changed into my bikini and switched out his body spray.  I knew he had opened a new one and it was perfect.  I headed down and joined him, Peter, Lara Jean, Margot, Kitty, Tuppen, and Duncan.  I had just finished putting on my sunscreen when Noah came out and joined us in the pool area when a surprise for Lee showed up.  Out walked Betha, and Lee instantly smelled himself before running upstairs. I started laughing and grabbed my phone before running upstairs behind him and into his room, where I took a picture of him. After he sprayed himself with the shrimp spray and once he had a nice cloud around him he took a deep breath screamed turned and glared at me I couldn't help but laugh as I snapped a few pictures before taking off running.  Lee forgot who was downstairs and took off after me chasing me through the house and out to the pool.  As we ran passed Noah, he sniffed and yelled: "Woah Lee, what the f**k did you take a bath in the bait."  Lee spun around, "No, Shelly changed my body spray."  I turned and snapped another picture after he realized he admitted that he went upstairs to spray himself down when he saw Beth.  He glared at me and stomped upstairs.

I started dancing around, singing, "that is why I am called the prank queen."  I skipped up to Noah jumping into his arms "I got two for one."  I put the pictures up of Lee and sat back, waiting for the replies to the comment.  "Never mess with the Prank Queen of Buckner Hall hope you like smelling like fish.  Oh, and good one admitting you went to spray yourself when your girl showed up."  Lee walked up to me and in front of everyone got down on his knees holding his hands in front of him "please please twin forgive me I will do my best to not ever break rule #2 again."  I looked down at him and...