Why Do All the Beasts Want Me?

Chapter 37

Question: Given a Male polar bear who has fallen in love with another Male polar bear who is also male and underage, what should be the reaction?

Additional information: This Male polar bear is handsome, powerful, excellent at hunting White Whale and Seal, possesses a calm and steady temperament, is domineering and fierce externally, but gentle and doting internally.

His genes are exceptionally good!

"......" Qiao Qixi had no idea how to react.

His mentality had collapsed.

What about the promised great friendship? What about the most beautiful brotherhood in the Arctic Circle? It turns out it was all an illusion, a fervent, naked, burning love wrapped under a facade of purity.

Once exposed, it caught the polar bear off guard.

Equally caught off guard were Audiss and the photography team, who were hit with a direct request from the Little Polar Bear.

However, their feelings were of overwhelming excitement.

There was still some time until spring, and Audiss hadn't prepared a suitable place for intimacy.

But the Little Polar Bear suddenly lay down on a busy road, amidst other polar bears, seeking affection, looking like a willful little one who wanted it right then and there.

Audiss was stunned at that moment.

One second later, Audiss experienced an unprecedented joyful mood; he immediately happily embraced the Little Polar Bear and started rolling around, inevitably entering a state of arousal.

This startled the Little Polar Bear.

Clearly, Audiss wouldn't understand why, even though the Little Polar Bear initiated the affection, he was afraid of Audiss's 'rubbing' actions; however, he didn't always have to 'rub' every time.

In an unsuitable location like today's, Audiss ignored his own unusual state.

Even if holding it back was very uncomfortable.

Qiao Qixi's mood remained chaotic until he was on all fours, with Audiss's saliva all over his face, continuing on his way; it was as messy as the random fur growing between his toes.

The little yellow bucket that Alexander had forgotten was very lucky that Audiss remembered it; otherwise, this time, it would probably have been lost in the vast snow and never found again.

Finally, after such a long time, people's excited emotions calmed down a little.

Watching Audiss and Alexander's retreating figures, all members of the photography team quietly breathed a sigh of relief. Indeed, from the moment they knew Audiss and Alexander were a couple, every interaction they witnessed was no longer pure friendship.

This was equivalent to them voyeuristically observing the spring life of a gay polar bear couple.

The more experienced male team members were fine; having worked for many years, they were accustomed to seeing animals engage in various intimate behaviors. However, the more reserved female team members, no matter how many times they saw it, would still feel their faces flush and their hearts pound.

This time, the captain unexpectedly said, "This combination makes my face flush too. Audiss really knows how to have fun."

Yes, yes, everyone nodded in agreement.

Having just witnessed a romantic scene in the snow, everyone regained their professionalism, took out their recording equipment, and immediately recorded what they had seen and thought, based on their understanding.

Some details would be too late to record if they waited until they returned.

There is no signal in the Arctic uninhabited area; people here can contact the outside world via radio.

An unexpected scene had just occurred here; the team members who witnessed two Male polar bears confirming their romantic relationship could not help but share the facts they saw with their colleagues.

The forum poster who first brought attention to these two polar bears was a bit stunned upon receiving the news and didn't quite believe the message the professor shared with him.

"It's true, news just came from the front line," the professor said. "Several pairs of eyes saw it; it's impossible to be wrong, unless they collectively played a joke on us."

That's impossible.

Their colleagues were all highly professional elites in their field; how could they joke about such an important matter?

"Anyway, they're filming, aren't they?" The professor shrugged and said, "We'll know when they come back."

That makes sense.

The poster spent some time processing the news, and then, after thinking about it, decided to update the two polar bears' recent status on the forum.

So that everyone wouldn't worry.

The moment the post was sent, the poster actually hesitated, for a simple reason: there are still some voices of opposition to homosexuality in this world, which is an objective fact.

He was very worried that announcing that the two polar bears were gay would cause the two Xiao Ke Ai to suffer verbal abuse from the outside world.

What's more, Alexander was still underage, and the party that would receive more condemnation would undoubtedly be Audiss, who was essentially committing a breach of trust. One must know that Alexander's mother fans are spread all over the world; they are fanatical and fierce, and very protective.

But then the poster thought, should the right of Audiss and Alexander to receive blessings be stifled simply because of these few dissenting voices?

So the poster still decided to publish this update.

#Spring Photography Team Reports from the Front Line: Audiss and Alexander Like Each Other; They Are in a Relationship#

To avoid being questioned, the poster, with a strong will to survive, wrote a stack of explanations: I know everyone might not be able to accept it right away and will highly doubt the authenticity of this news, but I guarantee it's true, I swear on my unit. As for the pictures, they haven't been sent back yet, but I will definitely post them as soon as I get them.

Below are the replies from the forum users, which seemed somewhat different from what was imagined.

: So it was finally discovered?

: O-o-o-o-openly announced? QAQ Audiss and Alexander, I'm sorry, I didn't leak your relationship!

: This secret can't be kept anymore, funny.

: Can you all be serious? I hope to see voices of shock and doubt in the comments below.

: Then I'll role-play a bit, ahem, Oh my goodness! Audiss and Alexander are actually in a relationship? How can they be in a relationship!? They are clearly two Male polar bears, and one of them hasn't grown up yet. Audiss is too bad!

: I'll act too, following the above, Audiss is too bad! I never thought that he catches Seal every day to feed Alexander, making Alexander plump and pampered, just so he can lick Alexander's paws for a lifetime.

: What a bad polar bear, hahahahaha, getting back to the point, I'm not surprised, funny.

: My clever mind has already imagined how their 'bromance' was discovered by the photographers. Well, everyone who frequents this forum isn't a novice; everyone knows that gay animals are rampant in the Animal World. (Ahhh, so excited!)

: As expected of the Animal World, reproduction is instinct, but being gay is true love. (Ahhh! Blessings!!)

: The title finally cleared up the confusion that had been bothering me for a long time. Now it's logically consistent, very good, very good.

: Hahaha, spring is here! Audiss and Alexander's 'bromance' can finally no longer be hidden; bless them. PS: I'm not surprised at all!

: What did I tell you, what did I tell you!

: 【Laughing/】 【Laughing/】 Adorable Alexander, do you know now? There's no free Seal in the world; every bite must be repaid.

: No way, it looks like you all knew? While I, being slow, just thought they were too clingy as companions. If it's love, then everything has a reasonable explanation, and I look forward to the continued development of this relationship~

: I've always watched Audiss doting on Alexander to the bone, raising him from over one year old to over two years old, even enduring high temperatures in the scorching sun to hunt White Whale in the summer. I knew his deep affection, but I didn't expect Alexander to accept this relationship as well.

: Seeing that they like each other, I have a question: does Alexander, who is only two and a half years old, really know what liking means? Is it possible that Audiss forced Alexander?

: It's unlikely to be forced; isn't it clear to everyone that Audiss caters to Alexander's every whim?

: Don't doubt Audiss's love for the Little Polar Bear. If the Little Polar Bear acts cute, Audiss would give his life, okay?

: While grinning like an aunt, I scrolled through the comments and actually saw someone doubting Audiss's feelings. I guess you haven't been loved so deeply by someone, have you? And neither have I, boo hoo hoo.

: Spring is coming, and single ladies here express great envy for Alexander; Audiss truly spoils him.

...

The poster scrolled down and surprisingly didn't see a single comment slandering this polar bear romance, except for a few minor ones criticizing Audiss for being too impatient.

More often, there were voices of blessing and envy.

He could understand the blessings and the envy, but what was with the strong demand for the country to assign an Audiss as a boyfriend?

Many people also didn't mind that Audiss had

Father-son affection transforming into love? How preposterous!

Their posts were all condemning the scoundrel Audiss, and at the same time, expressing their love for their dear Alexander, saying they would love him forever.

Of course, there was also a group of people who had firmly believed from the beginning that the two polar bears shared a romantic love. However, they had not anticipated that Audiss and Alexander would announce their relationship on the eve of this spring.

"!!!!"

Nothing could express the excitement in their hearts except screams.

By the way, there's a very special ranking list on the internet called: The Most Despairing CPs You've Ever Shipped.

Leaders of various countries even made it onto the list.

But these weren't despairing CPs; at least there was plenty of material of them in the same frame to enjoy.

Some inanimate objects also made the list.

Actually, that wasn't too bad either; you could manually create scenarios of them being in the same space, so there was still some 'sugar' to be had.

For the most despairing CPs, someone finally nominated those handsome and fierce heartthrobs from the natural world.

There were powerful and dominant types, like the polar bear in the snow; handsome and wild types, like the Leopards on the grassland; and cool and charming types, like the snow wolves in the desolate mountains—everything you could imagine.

Shipping these fierce animal CPs from the natural world was like personally sending yourself down a dead end.

It would never come true, even if the world changed drastically.

But unexpectedly, the fans who had been quietly shipping CPs were caught off guard when a pair of polar bears came out.

They became official.

This true CP of an older polar bear, the dominant Audiss, was powerful and handsome. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say he was the animal version of an overbearing CEO.

Audiss's treatment of his CP, the Little Polar Bear, has always been consistent: doting.

It's hard not to be excited.

The submissive Alexander was young and delicate. As a Little Polar Bear with extremely high attractiveness, super white fur, and a super cute personality, he had a full half more fans globally than his boyfriend.

Many people directly stated that they liked Alexander, and therefore, as an extension, liked Audiss, who was completely devoted to Alexander.

Now, with the sudden public announcement of this special relationship in the Arctic Circle, these people's gazes towards Audiss were practically like a mother-in-law looking at her son-in-law.

Audiss, who was currently climbing a snowy mountain in the Arctic, would never know that he had gained tens of millions of mothers-in-law overnight.

His world did not contain such strange things.

While other polar bears were still searching for mates on the ground, Audiss had already led the Little Polar Bear up the mountain.

Since coming ashore, they had not eaten.

So Alexander, who gets hungry if he misses a meal, was now hungry, and on top of that, he had to climb a snowy mountain?!

He expressed that he was enduring a fatigue that was beyond his years.

He was originally not supposed to climb a snowy mountain for another two and a half years!

As it was, when Audiss led Qiao Qixi up the snowy mountain, he already knew the meaning of climbing it.

He didn't want to go, even lying on the ground pretending to be dead.

Whenever this happened, Audiss would stop and patiently guard the mischievous Little Polar Bear, occasionally nudging him with his nose or lowering his head to nudge the Little Polar Bear's body.

It was a silent, gentle urging.

He hoped the Little Polar Bear would get up and continue walking, but it wasn't a forceful demand.

If the Little Polar Bear continued to be stubborn, he had no choice.

"Awoo!" He was hungry!

Qiao Qixi was utterly wronged. He was hungry, had to climb a mountain, and was also worried that he would be xxooed by Audiss at the top of the mountain.

Audiss responded with a low rumble, his expression looking somewhat helpless, then he glanced around.

They were already halfway up the mountain; the surroundings were desolate.

As spring arrived, polar bears would stop eating; their reproductive urges would make them temporarily forget hunger.

Only Qiao Qixi, who had no reproductive urges, wanted to eat all the time.

"Awoo..." The Little Polar Bear, afraid of reaching the mountain top, hugged Audiss's thick forearm, hoping they wouldn't go up the mountain anymore. Could they go back, back to the ice?

Audiss, being doted on, blinked his eyes, full of emotion. He neither agreed nor disagreed.

Because he couldn't speak in the first place.

And even more so, because the urge within him to take the Little Polar Bear to the mountaintop was so strong that even if the Little Polar Bear acted spoiled, he couldn't immediately give an answer.

Perhaps Audiss was experiencing a brainstorm; instinct urged him forward, but love made him want to obey the Little Polar Bear's wishes.

A fierce tug-of-war was hidden in this polar bear's bright eyes, forming two flickering little flames.

Qiao Qixi was gazed at so intensely for about two full minutes. Later, he heard Audiss's compromising voice echo from halfway up the mountain.

It probably meant: Let's go, we'll go back and catch a Seal to eat.

Audiss's actions were consistent with the translated message; he slowly turned around, his massive paws treading on the path down the mountain.

After walking a few steps, he noticed the Little Polar Bear hadn't followed and turned back to call to him: What's wrong? Don't you want to eat Seal?

Qiao Qixi lay on the snow, stunned. His coaxing had worked, but he wasn't very happy.

And suddenly, he felt a bit of a sour sensation in his nose, and his eyes gradually warmed.

Audiss was so good to him.

Wuwuwu.

The spring rut is an animal's instinctual reaction. Why suppress it? What animal can self-regulate it?

This was simply forcing a polar bear to do something unreasonable and incomprehensible, Qiao Qixi thought.

It was Audiss's instinct to want to go up the mountain during the breeding season, and it was out of affection that he agreed to go down.

Since even a polar bear shows affection, why couldn't he?

So...

He wasn't going down the damn mountain! What mountain was he going down?!

Little Polar Bear suddenly stood up and let out two full-throated calls towards Audiss: Let's go, let's go up the mountain!

The Little Polar Bear, who had just been lying on the ground as if on his last breath, was now moving swiftly, walking towards the mountain.

Audiss narrowed his eyes, seemingly not understanding the change, but he was clearly very happy to accept the Little Polar Bear's invitation.

He didn't think much and immediately quickened his pace to follow.

The path up the mountain was somewhat dangerous. Audiss hoped the Little Polar Bear would go slower, preferably following behind him, walking in the places he had stepped.

Several months ago, the Little Polar Bear even needed Audiss to carry him up a slightly higher slope.

Now he had grown a bit bigger; ordinary rugged mountain paths no longer posed a challenge to him. Even if it was really steep, he didn't dare look back down.

Darn it.

Why do polar bears have the tradition of mating only at the top of the mountain?

He could understand male-female pairings; that was to prevent other males from snatching the female.

But for them, two males, who would come to snatch them?!

Females wouldn't do that.

Little Polar Bear muttered to himself as he climbed, occasionally looking up to see when the summit would arrive.

Good, it would be soon; the light of victory was in sight.

Standing on the high mountain, the wind howled.

The polar bears who had successfully reached the summit after their efforts had not yet completed their preparations before mating; they still needed to find a sheltered, hidden spot.

Perhaps behind a rock face.

As the two polar bears slowly searched, the film crew, having received the news, also began to arrange their positions.

They prayed that Audiss wouldn't hide the Little Polar Bear too thoroughly, giving them a little chance to peek.

But Audiss was clearly very smart; the spot he chose made it very difficult for anyone to peek from any angle.

Without disturbing them.

The film crew could only capture very distant shots, which was truly a helpless situation.

Audiss, experiencing this for the first time, was meticulously cautious to an infuriating degree. Several times, Qiao Qixi thought this was the spot, but Audiss still seemed unsatisfied.

He continued to lead him in search.

Finally, under a semi-enclosed rock wall, Audiss circled several times and pawed at a spot.

He finally settled on this location.

The Little Polar Bear, who was obediently watching from the side, felt quite awkward. Not knowing what to do, he could only keep his legs together and squat demurely.

Oh dear, going up the mountain was fun for a moment, but the summit was a crematorium.

It was just so embarrassing.

Audiss placed Qiao Qixi's little yellow bucket in a safe spot; it was his beloved toy, and he would be sad if it got damaged.

In the film crew's lenses, the clearest thing they saw was that little yellow bucket.

But who wanted to see the little yellow bucket?

They wanted to see the two polar bears' intimate encounter!

What precious research material this was.

Unfortunately, if Audiss didn't want them to see, they wouldn't see.

The rendezvous spot was set up, and the two polar bears, who hadn't stopped moving since they started climbing, were already tired.

Audiss couldn't sleep due to the impending mating opportunity, but the Little Polar Bear, unaffected by spring, slept soundly in his arms.

This fiercest and gentlest beast of the north chose to ignore the surging storm within him.

He just lay there, on the peak of the snowy mountain, quietly waiting.