Why Do All the Beasts Want Me?

Chapter 34

After sincerely praising his little companion's capital, Qiao Qixi remembered that it was almost spring, which was why Audiss had started acting unusually.

Not only did he take him away from the sea ice and towards the inland, but he also stayed up late at night, secretly doing shameful things.

Although such things were normal, Qiao Qixi still felt the awkwardness of accidentally catching his roommate m**********g. For a moment, he didn't dare to turn his head to look at Audiss, nor did he dare to listen closely to the sounds that painted a picture in his mind.

However, what you fear most is what happens. Despite the howling cold wind outside, Qiao Qixi still heard Audiss's self-pleasuring sounds crystal clear.

Awkward, awkward, awkward.

And Audiss's unusual breathing sounds were invading the Little Polar Bear's innocent ears.

Well, Qiao Qixi thought, at such a special time, they should actually separate for a while. If he wasn't mistaken, Audiss was entering his breeding season.

That's why he would go inland to find a mate.

That's fine, men marry when they're grown, and women marry when they're grown.

The problem was that when Audiss went ashore to find a wife, he shouldn't have brought him along.

Animals are very sensitive to their surroundings during reproduction and will never allow other animals to be present.

Qiao Qixi didn't believe that his relationship with Audiss was so good that he could watch him pick up girls...

That's impossible, right?

So, after much thought, he could only attribute it to Audiss being a novice, lacking experience.

The cool guy polar bear, experiencing his first breeding season, probably didn't know how cruel the marriage market in the polar bear world was.

According to a science popularization video Qiao Qixi accidentally saw, the gender ratio of polar bears is also very skewed. Usually, several Male polar bears surround a female in estrus.

This is the law of nature; more robust males survive in this harsh environment.

These males need to drive away all competitors to gain mating rights.

polar bear duels do not stop at a certain point; they usually result in severe injuries, even bloody messes, which can be said to be very cruel.

Audiss will have to join the competition in the spring and fight with competitors vying for mating rights, making injuries highly likely.

Qiao Qixi's awkwardness instantly turned to worry. No way, Audiss is so strong and handsome; will he also encounter opponents who dare to steal his corner?

What level of competitor would that be?

But thinking about it, it's not impossible, after all, it's about reproduction.

polar bears, who usually weigh the pros and cons carefully, might just charge ahead when it comes to snatching a wife...

Qiao Qixi was very worried.

When he worried, he couldn't help but turn his head to look at Audiss, and then as soon as he looked at Audiss, his eyes were stung again.

Damn it, so much time had passed, and it still wasn't over.

The extremely awkward Qiao Qixi covered his eyes and thought, I'll be bigger than you in the future.

At this moment, his thought of abandoning Audiss and returning to the ice to hunt also vanished due to his worry that Audiss might get injured during courtship.

Even if he couldn't help much, it was better than worrying every day after separating.

However, Qiao Qixi was very skeptical if Audiss could find a mate while bringing him, this burden, along...

Of course, that was for later. The Little Polar Bear buried his face deep in the snow, covering his ears with his paws. The problem now was: what to do when his roommate hadn't finished for so long?

After gritting his teeth and enduring for about ten minutes, the Little Polar Bear wiggled his bottom, subtly moving across the snow, trying to get away from the huge polar bear who was in the throes of it.

Audiss usually watched him very closely; he couldn't hide any slight disturbance from him.

But now that Audiss was comfortable, Qiao Qixi felt that his attempt to secretly change sleeping spots shouldn't alarm Audiss.

Unfortunately, he was wrong, terribly wrong!

Almost as soon as he had moved half a meter away, Audiss lifted his head, his dark eyes fixed on him, as if analyzing the meaning of his actions.

Qiao Qixi, who was constantly watching him, was stunned. With innocent eyes, he looked at Audiss's face, which showed no sign of being immersed in comfort, then involuntarily moved his gaze downwards, looking at little yellow on Audiss's body, which was still so vibrant even at tens of degrees below zero...

A chill on his tongue made Qiao Qixi realize that he had opened his mouth without knowing when.

The biting cold wind blowing into his mouth brought him back to his senses.

“…”

The next second, the Little Polar Bear closed his mouth, then pounced into the snow like a vicious dog, ahhh, it was too embarrassing, so embarrassing that his toes could dig out a basketball court.

And even a grandstand to go with it!

However, there was a complete reason why Qiao Qixi was so embarrassed.

Just now, Qiao Qixi felt that, perhaps due to being dazed from sleep and having an illusion, he noticed that the moment he stared at little yellow, its posture incredibly became even more arrogant.

“—”

This was why he stood there, mouth agape, eating wind—surprise.

Just as Qiao Qixi felt the heat on his body could melt nine million square kilometers of glaciers, he heard Audiss getting up. He didn't bother with the even more arrogant little yellow, but instead walked towards him.

Ying, was he going to do something?

The Little Polar Bear was extremely nervous. Could it be that Male polar bears in their estrus period would even feel displeased when disturbed?

But he didn't do it on purpose...

Audiss walked to the Little Polar Bear's side and didn't do anything. He just nudged the Little Polar Bear out of the snowdrift, then picked him up by the scruff of his neck and dragged him back to where he had been sleeping.

The meticulous Audiss felt that this was the best place to sleep.

Caught trying to sneak away, Qiao Qixi curled his paws and dared not move, because he keenly sensed that Audiss at this moment was different from usual.

If Audiss usually found him mischievous, he would patiently coax him.

But at this moment, Audiss was so simple and crude, exuding a suppressed aura. The Little Polar Bear tried to translate it, and the translation was: Little Polar Bear, don't provoke me, I'm very uncomfortable right now.

Qiao Qixi: “…”

Even Qiao Qixi himself didn't know why, recently, his translations of Audiss's body language were like a CEO possessing him.

Alas.

Carried back to his original spot, the Little Polar Bear did not resist, but just lay down obediently.

Audiss's current situation must be very uncomfortable. Qiao Qixi had thought wrong earlier; Audiss wasn't human, how could this kind of thing be comfortable? Without an outlet, it should be very uncomfortable.

Indeed, that was the case. Half an hour ago, this newly matured Male polar bear experienced his first agitation.

Of course, describing Audiss as a small lipstick was not appropriate.

The polar bear's size was there, and the color would be deeper.

Therefore, next to the white fur, it was very conspicuous, which is why Qiao Qixi could see it at a glance even in the dim light.

It wasn't just because of his good night vision, but also because Audiss was substantial enough; such a strong presence, only a blind person wouldn't see it.

Just as Qiao Qixi had thought, this kind of thing actually wouldn't bring Audiss pleasure. The agitation nearing the breeding season was like a flame surging through the Male polar bear's body.

This situation only made Audiss feel irritable and unable to sleep.

Therefore, he, who usually coaxed the Little Polar Bear, could only remain silent at this moment, putting more energy into his own unusual state.

After settling Qiao Qixi, Audiss also slowly lay down beside him. His breath, hotter than usual, formed white clouds in the icy, snowy world. The frequency of his exhalations seemed to cause Qiao Qixi great concern.

But in this situation, he didn't even dare to move, let alone lift his head to rub against Audiss.

Audiss, however, met the Little Polar Bear's worried round eyes with his dark, calm gaze, as if he had regained some of his former gentleness. He lowered his head and licked the other's nose, with a hint of comfort and apology.

Qiao Qixi silently translated in his heart: I can't play with you now, you should sleep, Little Polar Bear.

But with Audiss in such a state, Qiao Qixi, who was worried about him, had no sleepiness at all. Even if he temporarily closed his eyes under Audiss's gaze, he quickly opened them again.

His big eyes stared intently at Audiss's handsome face.

Seeing the Little Polar Bear wake up again, Audiss narrowed his eyes. With just a slight expression, Qiao Qixi read a warning from his face.

Qiao Qixi didn't know what Audiss was warning about, but he sensed a dangerous signal.

So, he quickly closed his eyes obediently, brewing sleepiness while still perking up his ears, paying attention to Audiss's unusual breathing rate.

How uncomfortable must that be?

Hope he gets better soon...

After an unknown amount of time, Qiao Qixi finally felt sleepy.

However, just as he was vaguely preparing to embrace the Duke of Zhou, Audiss's self-pleasuring sounds once again reached his ears.

At the same time, there were also slightly suppressed low growls, occasionally escaping from his throat.

Qiao Qixi detected irritation and restraint in them.

In the dim, snowy weather, the Little Polar Bear's eyes were wide as copper bells, and he had been staring fixedly for so long, it was hard for Audiss not to notice him.

Eyes met, two pairs of almost identical eyes; the smaller pair was innocent and open, while the larger pair was mature and calm.

Caught again peeking instead of sleeping, Qiao Qixi felt very awkward and a little scared.

Audiss’s gaze made him uneasy; he, he, he… he thought for a moment and then buried his head in the snow.

Snow Escape!

However, Little Polar Bear’s snow escape could only be called self-deception.

Although his face was buried, his entire body was still exposed.

Interrupted by this little bear multiple times, Audiss didn’t seem to have any intention of continuing.

He simply stopped bothering with his body’s abnormality and just lay down as usual.

He even licked the snow from the corner of his mouth, quenching his thirst and cooling himself down.

After a long silence, Little Polar Bear breathed a sigh of relief and dared to raise his head, finding Audiss lying on the snow beside him, eating snow, seemingly having recovered.

But he didn't consider that if Audiss had recovered, he wouldn't possibly not hug him and kiss him.

Under a mistaken judgment, Qiao Qixi shamelessly, slowly wriggled into Audiss’s embrace.

In the icy and snowy environment, he couldn’t sleep soundly without a source of warmth.

Moreover, he didn’t want Audiss to think he was an ungrateful little wolf.

His companion was going through something painful, yet he was indifferent and could even sleep.

That would truly be slandering him; he wasn’t that kind of bear.

Audiss looked at the little bear approaching him, not embracing him and licking him with joy as he usually did.

He tilted his head back, shook off the snowflakes that had just fallen on his head, and exhaled puffs of white steam from his nose.

Ah, he still…

From this action, Qiao Qixi could tell that the other party was still very uncomfortable, and his heart ached.

He raised a paw, originally wanting to touch Audiss’s face, but Audiss suddenly rolled over and loosely pressed him into his embrace.

At first, he remained still, and Qiao Qixi, being enveloped so tightly, felt the temperature around him rise by more than 10 degrees, making him very warm.

The cold wind outside couldn’t reach him at all; it was all blocked by Audiss’s large body.

Suddenly, Audiss made a very small rubbing motion.

Although the movement was tiny, Qiao Qixi’s mind instantly buzzed, and the entire bear was a bit confused.

What was Audiss doing?

As if to clear the little bear’s confusion, Audiss rubbed twice more.

This time, not only Qiao Qixi, but even the nearby overturned little yellow knew what Audiss was doing.

Qiao Qixi: “???”

Knock!!

A layer of anger rose in his eyes, and his heart collapsed, ah, ah, ah, perverted Audiss, quickly release this innocent Little Bear!

Although he knew he was handsome, had recently grown, had a very good figure, and his fur was as white as snow, few polar bears in the Arctic Circle could compare to him.

And Audiss happened to be in urgent need of an object to act perversely with, but he couldn't choose him!

So annoying.

“…” Qiao Qixi, who could go through fire and water for his brother, didn’t want to become his brother’s… tool. He struggled hard but forgot that their strength disparity was too great to contend with.

He felt Audiss rub again…

Ptooey!

Indeed, all males are the same.

Qiao Qixi howled twice, expressing his dissatisfaction, hoping Audiss wouldn't do this.

Then Audiss responded to him with two sounds, full of suppression, irritability, forbearance…

These were all normal.

The most amazing thing was that Qiao Qixi also translated a kind of saucy maneuver that he himself was all too familiar with: acting spoiled.

A hidden message mixed in Audiss’s voice roughly meant: I know you’re very angry, but bear with it for my sake, don’t turn hostile.

Qiao Qixi froze, looking up, wanting to roar into the wind: Audiss, what perverted nonsense are you saying, how can I endure such a thing…!

Speaking of which, just witnessing the other party pleasing himself was already very shy and awkward, let alone being forced to become a participant.

Qiao Qixi was different from animals that merely survived by instinct; he was emotionally rich, possessed human thinking, and with keen senses, he would think a lot.

Shame and conservatism had not disappeared just because he had been a polar bear for almost a year.

However, when Qiao Qixi clearly received Audiss’s plea for help, as well as those rich and diverse emotions, he simply couldn’t get angry.

Having been together for so long, they already had a deep emotional bond.

Forget it, forget it.

“…” Gritting his teeth and thinking for a moment, Qiao Qixi closed his eyes, too lazy to struggle anymore.

Anyway, whether he struggled or not, Audiss wouldn’t stop, and after sensing his docility, he had a tendency to escalate.

If this could make the other party less agitated and uncomfortable, Qiao Qixi could continue to endure.

“Woo woo yiyi.” When Audiss went too far and showed signs of losing control, Qiao Qixi used crying to attract his attention.

Each time he cried, the other party would temporarily restrain himself a bit, and even slow down to kiss his cheek, providing comfort.

In the snow, Audiss’s breathing seemed to drown out the sound of the wind and snow, incredibly clear and heavy.

The Little Polar Bear, pressed in his arms, felt not a hint of the Arctic cold.

However, in return, he had to endure an unusual scorching temperature and confinement.

Little Polar Bear was constantly on edge, fearing that something shouldn’t happen, after all, he could only accept being rubbed by Audiss, that was the maximum limit.

“Woo woo yiyi.” The scheming Little Polar Bear kept reminding Audiss in a weak voice that he was still a tender little bear.

Please be sure to cherish him.

Audiss’s eyes were deep, slowly narrowing until they were almost a slit.

This was an expression he only had after holding the Little Polar Bear, which could be called comfort, forming a sharp contrast with his previous agitated, uneasy, and very uncomfortable appearance.

Perhaps he was no longer uncomfortable now.

A careful observation would reveal that the atmosphere that had been lingering around earlier had completely vanished.

Qiao Qixi breathed a sigh of relief.

His nerves were tense until he accompanied Audiss through this difficult first surge of restlessness.

The little bear wasn't quite sure how long it had been from start to finish, only knowing that his paws, pressed motionless in the snow, were almost stiff.

Qiao Qixi, who immediately wanted to try and escape Audiss’s confinement, struggled a bit, and this action caught the attention of Audiss, who was resting.

Audiss, having just returned to a comfortable state, seemed to be in a good mood; he opened his now calm eyes and let out a low sound, as if responding to the Little Polar Bear.

From his lazy voice, Qiao Qixi discerned: Don’t move around, let’s hug for a little longer.

“???”

Qiao Qixi’s eyes widened, puffing out his cheeks, what the hell?!

He had already sacrificed his pure and handsome self to become the other party’s fantasy object, and now he had to be responsible for waiting for the afterglow to pass as well?

It seemed that was indeed the case.

Although the flame that had been raging inside him had extinguished, Audiss still liked holding the cute little bear.

After a short rest, once he had slightly recovered his energy, he immediately cleaned the little bear from head to tail with even greater enthusiasm than before, especially the fur that he himself had dirtied.

He cleaned it very carefully.

“…” Having just gone through such an awkward situation, Qiao Qixi didn’t want to accept such intimate gestures; it was very embarrassing.

But he couldn’t possibly not clean up.

Woo woo yiyi, I’m dirty. Qiao Qixi turned his head, looking up at the starry sky with mixed feelings.

Qiao Qixi thought seriously: if this happens again next time, he’ll break up and run away from home.

Then Audiss could go to the snow mountain to find his own Audiss, and he would go back to the ice to hunt his Seals, and they would reunite after Audiss’s breeding season passed.

Thinking about these things and accepting Audiss’s comfort, the little bear, who had been tired for most of the night, gradually felt his eyelids grow heavy and accidentally fell asleep.

Audiss occasionally raised his head from cleaning, gazing at the little bear’s sleeping profile, and after a few seconds, lowered his head again, carefully going over the fur he hadn’t licked yet.

The reason Little Polar Bear could remain so white was largely due to Audiss’s indispensable efforts.

Only after finishing these aftermath tasks did Audiss rest, but he seemed unable to sleep; he turned his head and rubbed the little bear’s cheek with his nose, wanting to play with him.

Unfortunately, the other party was sleeping, so this king of the ice, who couldn’t sleep afterward, could only move gently, without waking the other party.

Satisfying this small desire for gentle interaction.