Why Do All the Beasts Want Me?

Chapter 27

Greenland is vast and sparsely populated; sometimes people choose a scenic spot in the suburbs to build a house for vacation purposes, and as long as it's not too outrageous, their government generally doesn't interfere much.

Audiss's interest in this small wooden cabin was similar; it belonged to a local's temporary vacation residence, usually vacant, and when the owner came, they would bring a large amount of food, which typically wasn't entirely consumed.

As the temperature rose, the strong scent of the food left by humans reached Audiss.

As a polar bear who had been ambushed by poachers once, Audiss was naturally highly vigilant towards humans, but he seemed certain there were no human scents lingering here, which was why he dared to bring Qiao Qixi over to forage.

The large polar bear swaggered ahead, occasionally turning back to softly call out to the somewhat timid Little Polar Bear, and that sound, to Qiao Qixi's ears, was like saying: Come on, buddy, if you're not enthusiastic about eating, is there something wrong with your thinking?

Damn it! Nothing wrong!

“…” It’s just…

Qiao Qixi swallowed hard, very hesitant. Was he really going to break in and snatch… snatch human fish?

It seemed so, Audiss had already reached the door.

Ah, then he could only be pushed into it; he was forced to commit a crime!

The Little Polar Bear, with the little yellow bucket on his head, stood up and observed for a moment, as if his guard had dropped regarding the surroundings, and finally, he also stealthily followed.

The last stretch was a run, because the shameless Audiss had already opened the door and gone inside.

Fortunately, the other party didn't forget his good brother while feasting; he actually waited for him by the door, how touching.

Qiao Qixi's four paws carefully stepped onto the wooden stairs, and hearing the floorboards creak, he instinctively looked down at Audiss's feet. Goodness, Greenlanders' wooden floors were really sturdy, no cutting corners.

The small wooden cabin, about fifty square meters, was clear at a glance. As the bears entered, a smell of spoiled food wafted over, seemingly the smell of meat, which, with the recent high temperatures, emitted a scent easily detectable by polar bears.

Audiss might have been attacking a human dwelling for the first time and lacked experience. He walked towards a pile of dried fish on the table, which seemed to have been frozen before but had now thawed for some time, emitting a strong, foul odor.

The tall Audiss lowered his head, picked up a piece from the table, tasted it, and finding it still edible, he picked up a fresh one to find Qiao Qixi.

Turning back, he found that the little bear was no longer waiting in place. Audiss immediately looked around to search and finally saw the little bear's plump back in front of a pile of cardboard boxes.

Audiss called out softly and walked over to feed him.

The Little Polar Bear heard his guardian bear's call and immediately turned back to look at Audiss, his mouth covered in bright red ketchup. Compared to Audiss, who was interested in dried fish, Qiao Qixi was more interested in the ketchup, canned fruit, cream-filled cookies, and incredibly, candy, found here.

“Woo woo…” Seeing these long-lost foods, Qiao Qixi felt a surge of familiarity and was somewhat excited.

Alexander likes it here. Alexander made happy sounds.

The sweet and sour smell of ketchup made Audiss wrinkle his nose, but this didn't mean he disliked it; moving his nose was to gather more scent information from the air.

What is edible and what is not, polar bears surviving in the wild will judge cautiously.

Audiss put down the dried fish in his mouth and, leaning towards Qiao Qixi's nose, tasted a bit of the ketchup. It was sweet and sour, like summer berries.

These foods were all edible, Audiss probably hadn't tasted them before.

Qiao Qixi, this fake bear transitioning from human life, eagerly shared with his little companion. He deftly opened a can of fruit.

Here, it's necessary to explain in detail how he opened it: first, he held the can with both paws, then tilted his head and used his canine teeth to pull the tab. Even humans can easily pull open can tabs; it's very simple.

The Little Polar Bear, too clever to be spied upon by humans, diligently presented this can of fruit to Audiss, hoping he would try it.

The big fellow, who loved honey, naturally had a sweet tooth. The moment the can opened, Audiss sniffed the rich sugary scent, and at the same time, his attention was drawn to this small can.

But how to eat it more conveniently was a problem.

Without thinking for long, Qiao Qixi looked up and immediately raised a paw to touch his head…

This is called raising a little yellow for a thousand days, to use it for a single moment. Wasn't it coming in handy now?!

Qiao Qixi placed the little yellow on the ground and poured all the canned fruit into it. For a moment, the small wooden cabin was filled with the sound of Qiao Qixi opening cans and the stylish clatter of empty cans being thrown.

Perhaps it was witnessing the Little Polar Bear's action of opening cans to get the fruit, or perhaps opening cans wasn't difficult to begin with, Audiss also knew this skill.

He was also very interested in the fruit pulp, so he sat down on the spot, deftly picked up a can, shook off the tab and lid with his mouth, and then held it to his mouth to lick the fruit pulp inside.

As his tongue licked the fruit, the sweetness bloomed on his taste buds, and the flavor was quite good.

This can of fruit, whether expired or not, brought happiness to Audiss; he seemed to quite like it.

After walking for three days, both polar bears were ravenous. Sweets and sweet juices were undoubtedly very delicious foods.

Qiao Qixi stopped opening cans; he had already poured about half a bucket. He almost forgot that Audiss considered any food that went into this bucket to be the little bear's food, and he would never touch it.

The rest was left for Audiss to enjoy.

For the remainder of the time, they contentedly savored the human canned goods, a sweet taste irresistible to polar bears.

Qiao Qixi, who hadn't eaten human food in a long time, happily enjoyed the fruit in the bucket all by himself. The thick, sweet yellow peach pulp didn't even need chewing; he just swallowed it directly.

As for that smelly dried fish, it lay pitifully on the floor. Perhaps only after the canned goods were finished would the sweet-toothed polar bears remember it.

polar bears have no concept of moderation when eating. A box of 6x6 canned fruits was quickly devoured by Qiao Qixi and Audiss.

With appetites like bottomless pits, the two large creatures felt as if they had only eaten an appetizer; their hunger had not yet subsided.

Audiss's gaze finally swept over the smelly dried fish on the ground, but at this moment, the Little Polar Bear had a new movement.

After a rummaging.

A box of cream-filled cookies was dumped on the ground.

Aha! Isn't this a surprise!

The canned goods were finished, but there were still cream-filled cookies, orange-flavored, with a thick layer of sugary filling in the middle.

Qiao Qixi also saw that smelly dried fish, but honestly, there was more food in this small wooden cabin than he imagined. No matter what, it wouldn't be that smelly dried fish's turn; he'd save it for last.

Audiss could also accept the taste of cream-filled cookies.

In reality, polar bears are not picky eaters; in harsh conditions without food, let alone sweet cream-filled cookies, hungry polar bears will even rummage through human trash cans to search.

As if anything edible would do.

And indeed, it was true.

Moreover, it was just a slightly smelly dried fish. In fact, most polar bears with poor hunting skills often eat long-spoiled carrion, even if the carrion is putrid.

Relatively speaking, Audiss had never been so desperate as to live on carrion. He was tall and strong, a good hunter in the Arctic Circle, with a somewhat proud and clean personality, definitely an elegant polar bear who disdained eating carrion.

The smelly dried fish wasn't that smelly; it was just starting to get a bit damp as the weather warmed up.

For now, the two polar bears, still able to find other food in the cabin, put these smelly dried fish out of their minds and continued to dig for other provisions.

Qiao Qixi found large sausages in the kitchen cabinet, well-packaged, and seemingly not expired.

He happily took one, held the food with both bear paws, then tilted his head to tear open the wrapper with his teeth, and took the first bite himself.

It was very good, with plenty of meat, very much like Russian-made large sausages. Besides being a bit salty, there were no other flaws; it was delicious.

Meanwhile, Audiss also started eating the large sausages. He was much more proactive about eating than the little bear, because getting full was the top priority.

Only by being strong and energetic could he feed the little bear.

The Little Polar Bear ate two arm-thick sausages and was content, but his throat felt a bit parched, causing him to start rummaging through the cabin for a thirst-quenching drink.

Very fortunately, Qiao Qixi found bottled soda on the cabinet. He fumbled and opened a bottle; his teeth were a natural bottle opener, effortlessly getting to the sweet soda inside the bottle.

It seemed like it was prepared for children to drink; there was also alcohol placed with it, which wasn't surprising—how could people in cold regions do without alcohol?

Of course, Qiao Qixi wasn't interested in these strong spirits. He sat on the floor, breathing slightly, his plump body leaning against the cabinet, obediently drinking orange-flavored soda.

The recent rampage had exhausted him quite a bit.

Audiss ate all the remaining sausages, and Qiao Qixi blindly guessed that he might have been overwhelmed by the saltiness. At this moment, his eyes scanned around, fixating on the few bottles of soda Qiao Qixi had circled between his legs.

Ah, this...

Did Audiss want soda too? Alright!

The large sausages were indeed quite salty.

Qiao Qixi was just thinking of reluctantly giving up two bottles and offering his beloved soda to Audiss to taste, but Audiss quickly set his sights on other targets.

They were also glass bottles, but not soda; they were Greenlandic liquor.

Qiao Qixi's eyelid twitched. Did Audiss want to drink alcohol?

Ah, he wanted to stop him. What if he got drunk?

As burglars, Qiao Qixi felt they should finish their mischief and leave quickly. Drinking would delay things.

However, he had no effective way to stop Audiss. The other party seemed a bit interested in the smell of alcohol. After cautiously exploring for a while, he actually started drinking.

Audiss actually liked to drink alcohol.

The Little Polar Bear, holding an orange soda, let out a burp, then prayed in his heart that the other party wouldn't get drunk, as they still needed to leave here later.

However, he himself, who got sleepy after eating and drinking his fill, felt his eyelids slowly grow heavy.

Oh no, it seemed he had to sleep here.

The sleepy Little Polar Bear smacked his lips, used his stubborn willpower to finish the last bit of soda in the bottle, and then curled up on the floor and fell into a deep sleep.

He didn't know when Audiss returned to his side, only vaguely smelling a scent of alcohol approaching, and then a wet tongue licking his mouth, nose, and even his face, much like a human who starts acting like a hooligan after drinking, he thought.

A somewhat hazy Audiss hugged the sleeping cub and lovingly licked his face.

This behemoth, who had only drunk one bottle of alcohol, was not drunk. He was just a little tipsy and seemed to be in a very good mood.

It seemed that this feeling of lightheadedness after drinking was not only liked by humans, but even animals could not resist it.

Qiao Qixi, who had fallen asleep from drinking soda, had a particularly comfortable and secure sleep.

Perhaps it was because he was sleeping indoors after a long time, with wind protection on all sides and no direct sunlight.

There was also a natural pillow beside him, gently caressing him in his dreams, which was the greatest sense of security.

Following the dream he had when he first came ashore more than two months ago, Qiao Qixi, sleeping indoors today, had another dream about humans.

It was a very ordinary dream. Qiao Qixi dreamed of his past campus life, surrounded by familiar faces, and the names of his classmates and teachers were still so clear.

There were also scenes after work. His boss was very nice and liked to take them out for good food after work.

It was a warm dream, without the reluctance of parting or the regret of losing touch. He felt that his current life was also good.

The open-minded Qiao Qixi remembered a saying: When things don't go as planned, it must be that heaven has other arrangements.

So, was Audiss the arrangement heaven had made for him?

Audiss also slept very soundly. The alcohol put him into a deep sleep, which allowed his body and mind to recover very well.

The small wooden house was very quiet. As a building far in the suburbs, there was no electricity here.

The only thing that could expose the two polar bears' crimes was the drone tracking them, but the drone could only capture the scene of them breaking in.

As for what the two bears did inside the house, perhaps only they themselves knew.

Perhaps 8 hours had passed, or perhaps 10 hours. Qiao Qixi slowly woke up in Audiss's arms, curling his paws and letting out a yawn.

Looking around, it was a mess.

It was a bit like a party that hadn't been cleaned up yet. Ah ha, yes, it was a party for two polar bears.

Not only soda and delicious food, but also alcohol.

Qiao Qixi looked up at the post-drinking Audiss. The handsome big fellow was sleeping soundly, his head resting against the wall, and their sleeping spot seemed a bit hidden.

Even if someone came in, they wouldn't see them at first glance.

It seemed that no matter where he slept, Audiss would carefully consider and habitually hide himself.

This sleep was fantastic. Qiao Qixi smacked his lips, raised his paws to stretch, and then lay in Audiss's arms, continuing to laze in bed.

He didn't have to go to school, he didn't have to go to work. Why should he get up?

One sleep for a polar bear is one shift for a human.

The uploader sorted out today's data and was immediately dumbfounded by what he saw.

At the same time, he was also a little worried.

How did Audiss and Alexander go inland and break into a human's wooden house!

Although he knew polar bears were smart and that there must be no one in the wooden house for them to enter.

But it had been so long, and the two big fellows still hadn't come out. How could people not worry?

#Today Audiss and Alexander broke into a human's wooden house#

As for today's pictures, they were not posted. The uploader was afraid of revealing the whereabouts of the two big fellows and causing them trouble.

: They've been inside for over ten hours and haven't come out yet. I'm very worried about them.

: Broke into a small wooden house? Oh my, I pray there's no one inside.

: Pray there's no one inside, that way it's good for both humans and bears.

: They haven't come out yet, it seems there's really a lot of food inside the wooden house.

: polar bears don't get up early for nothing. They must have gone in because there was food inside. I don't think there's much to worry about 【/facepalm】 【/facepalm】 【/facepalm】

: They must have found something delicious, eaten their fill, and then taken a nap inside, hahahaha.

: In recent years, more and more polar bears have been found entering human activity areas to search for food. Alas, these big fellows are worrying.

: This summer, Audiss and Alexander shouldn't have been too hungry. Soon, the Night will arrive, and the weather will cool down.

: Let the Night come soon. Although I don't like the feeling of waking up and it's still dark, for their sake, please let the Night come soon.

That's right, the Night is coming soon.

In about another month.

This summer, Audiss and Alexander were indeed not very hungry. They had a smoother time than most polar bears.

Waking up in the small wooden house, Audiss's tipsiness had completely disappeared. A lazy atmosphere lingered around him, and his half-closed eyes revealed a contented ease.

He moved his body, slid onto the floor, and changed to a lying-flat position. Audiss hugged the cub who was still taking a nap while licking his paws.

The weather had been hot recently, and the outdoors was always high temperature. At this moment, the roof blocked the direct sunlight, making it relatively cool.

This greatly relieved Audiss's mood.

After a full meal, he no longer paid attention to the remaining food in the house, except for the alcohol on the cabinet that the Little Polar Bear didn't like to drink.

After Qiao Qixi woke up, he still stuffed biscuits and snacks into his mouth like a little squirrel.

After all, his idea was to quickly eat the food and then leave the crime scene.

Oh, as long as they aren't caught, it's as if this never happened.

In ancient times, there were the Black and White Thieves, scaling walls and roofs, robbing the rich to help the poor; today, there are the chubby white Twin Bears, breaking in and feeding themselves.

Although the scale is different, the spirit is the same, Qiao Qixi shamelessly thought.

On the other hand, Audiss seemed to have no intention of leaving the wooden house quickly, because the wooden house was cool, it was too hot outside, and he also didn't know where to go next.

Alas.

Qiao Qixi took a bite of a small biscuit, feeling that the road ahead was bleak, without a future.

Biscuit crumbs fell on his fluffy, chubby belly. Goodness, he couldn't clean that spot himself.

And there were also sugar lumps condensed in his fur, quite messy.

Qiao Qixi was thinking about how to clean it when Audiss's head came over. The other party's agile tongue rolled away the biscuit crumbs on his belly and the sugar stuck in his fur.

What more could the beloved cub say!

He could only lie flat with his legs kicked out and continue eating.

Audiss no longer coveted the cub's food, but he was clearly a bear with a sense of romance. After cleaning the cub's belly, he suddenly looked up and brought his mouth close to the cub's mouth.

"Hmm?" Qiao Qixi thought Audiss wanted to eat the small biscuit in his mouth, so he generously offered it to the other party.

Take it, you're welcome.

However, Audiss was clearly just playing with the Little Polar Bear. He gently held the small biscuit in his mouth and then returned it to Qiao Qixi.

Qiao Qixi: "..."

Damn, can you not do that?

It would make him blush.

Sometimes, Qiao Qixi would deliberately ignore the meaning Audiss expressed, such as the suggestive actions just now.

Ah, he must have misunderstood.

polar bears don't have such improper thoughts.